how to get a girlfriend

[Absolute Brainlet]

Well, did you pistol-start all of Plutonia on Ultra-Violence?

Because if you did, you can just walk up to any cosplay chick at your local con and tell her that you did indeed pistol-start Plutonia on UV, and she'll hop on your dick right there and then.

t. Civvie 11

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

This drunk black dude I supervised at a construction site said he walked around the mall, pulled out his dick and said "does your boyfriend have one of these"? and that worked.
Can't verify,however .
I can verify he stole 40 ouncers from the Kroger across the street daily

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

just flirt back lmao

 

[Big Ruski]

Stop being a Chris Chan and be a Clyde Cash, it's that easy dawg.

 

[Varis]

Learn to be content without a girlfriend. Nothing gets girls wetter than a man who doesn't thirst after them. Also hygiene blah blah blah

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

stream yourself speedrunning videogames

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

stream yourself speedrunning videogames

No, that's how you start becoming the gf. Many such cases.

 

[Chancroid]

I am a lady, post a pic of your peen with proof its yours and I will rate your chances. Remember its not the size, its the color. No judgies I promise.

 

[Pigtoad]

You need to socialize yourself among regular human beings instead of anti-social people in chatrooms bud.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

No, that's how you start becoming the gf. Many such cases.

Seems like the problem will get solved anyhow, you could be the gf for another fellow speedrunner or try to be the 5th wheel on a polyamorous relationship with a fat woman.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Well, did you pistol-start all of Plutonia on Ultra-Violence?

this is actually a crucial question that must be answered. OP, are you good at doom? if you want that pussy you need to be good at doom.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Seems like the problem will get solved anyhow, you could be the gf for another fellow speedrunner or try to be the 5th wheel on a polyamorous relationship with a fat woman.

What a time to be alive

 

[dodain]

Why go through the effort of getting a girlfriend when you can become the girlfriend?

2020 in a nutshell.

 

[Distant Stare]

Since the quarantine started I dont think I have talked to a member of the opposite sex in any non-formal fashion

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

You gotta show off your epic YuGioh card collection, bitches love my blue eyes white dragon

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

1. Don't be me
2. ?????

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

This whole thread is like buying an empty bag of chips. What you need to realize is that girlfriends aren't eternal, ok. All I'm asking is for you to do a little research into real life. Why does the 9/11 memorial centre have 2 massive cubes? They are for worship. Tell a girl about the Kaabl to get her hot and wet, ok

 

[Childe]

This whole thread is like buying an empty bag of chips. What you need to realize is that girlfriends aren't eternal, ok. All I'm asking is for you to do a little research into real life. Why does the 9/11 memorial centre have 2 massive cubes? They are for worship. Tell a girl about the Kaabl to get her hot and wet, ok

Everything you post is lunacy.

 

[Sped Xing]

Since the quarantine started I dont think I have talked to a member of the opposite sex in any non-formal fashion

Not being normal is the main cause of tfwnogf.

 

[Distant Stare]

Not being normal is the main cause of tfwnogf.

I hang out with engineers. But all the girls in that circle group are dykes. I have been meaning to go to church to find a girl