how to get a girlfriend

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Night said:
You're retarded.
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im retarded?maybe if you could back up a statment withpout being dumb you would nto be what you accusse of me bering

Elaine Benes said:
Talk to women.

I'm serious.

I have had only one girlfriend in my life, and it started out as a friendship. I invited her to a poker night I was having, and suggested that we see a movie a couple weeks later. I asked if she liked to wear dressy clothes and she did, so the next time we saw a movie she wore a nice dress and I wore a jacket and tie. Keep in mind that I had no idea she was attracted to me during this time.

We went to dinner one night and as she left, she kissed me on the cheek goodnight. We then began kissing each other on the cheek good night after each outing together. She eventually told me she had feelings for me, and a month later--about 4 months after the poker night--I told her I loved her.

We have been together for four and a half years.
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that is a buitiful story ,makes me feel
 
Heyyy Bubba said:
You gotta show off your epic YuGioh card collection, bitches love my blue eyes white dragon
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so if i have a full dragon deck she will be more impressed?maybe i shoudl show the ultimate rare ones to?

Austrian Conscript 1915 said:
This whole thread is like buying an empty bag of chips. What you need to realize is that girlfriends aren't eternal, ok. All I'm asking is for you to do a little research into real life. Why does the 9/11 memorial centre have 2 massive cubes? They are for worship. Tell a girl about the Kaabl to get her hot and wet, ok
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are the cubes for saturn worship?
 
The one quality that women find attractive in a man is confidence, and the best way to demonstrate confidence is to walk up to random women in public and firmly state that you would like them to marry you. You've got to pick the right venue though: the best places to get a girlfriend are grocery stores, waiting lines at the bank, on public transport, or random funerals you happen to see taking place at a nearby cemetery. It also helps if you break the ice by asking a probing personal question or two, like whether or not she is a virgin, or whether or not her nails are real.

I wish you the best of luck. Also, make sure to film the whole encounter and post it here. We might be able to give you some advice.
 
ok guys im going to ask this grrl out tomowwow,i cant really do it ion person but i have to text her.any help?like what should i say should i come straight out or be in conversation before i ask her?

EDIT some back ground info when we first started talking she said she wanted to get to know me first then we talked a bit the we got into an argument that lasted a couple days now i want to ask her ,i dont want to wait to long
 
paint huffing shaman said:
ok guys im going to ask this grrl out tomowwow,i cant really do it ion person but i have to text her.any help?like what should i say should i come straight out or be in conversation before i ask her?

EDIT some back ground info when we first started talking she said she wanted to get to know me first then we talked a bit the we got into an argument that lasted a couple days now i want to ask her ,i dont want to wait to long
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On your dinner date, make sure to whip your cock out and spin it around, no matter how small it is. Hypnotize her into sex right there on the table, then you'll no longer be a virgin!

Except I'm pretty sure that'd be rape, so you'll also be in jail. But it'd be worth it to lose your virginity, right?
 
paint huffing shaman said:
ok guys im going to ask this grrl out tomowwow,i cant really do it ion person but i have to text her.any help?like what should i say should i come straight out or be in conversation before i ask her?

EDIT some back ground info when we first started talking she said she wanted to get to know me first then we talked a bit the we got into an argument that lasted a couple days now i want to ask her ,i dont want to wait to long
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What did you argue about?
 
One thing that can win many women over is showing your my little pony figurine collection, especially the one you keep in a jar with a special preservative fluid.
 
paint huffing shaman said:
ok guys im going to ask this grrl out tomowwow,i cant really do it ion person but i have to text her.any help?like what should i say should i come straight out or be in conversation before i ask her?

EDIT some back ground info when we first started talking she said she wanted to get to know me first then we talked a bit the we got into an argument that lasted a couple days now i want to ask her ,i dont want to wait to long
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Post screenshots of how that conversation goes, that way we can give you better advice...
 
How about...
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