How To Get A Lot of Money

[Gorgar]

I dunno; you help me, dude.
No, seriously, I need a lot of money right now, but I want to make it myself.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Go into restaurants and take the tips off the tables.

 

[tehpope]

Marry an old rich dude and wait it out. Get him to write you into his will.

 

[MrTroll]

Just ask your rich dad for some.

 

[McAfee'sCorpse]

Be a twitch hot tub streamer?

 

[Justanotherguy]

Sell drugs

 

[Ramborambo]

Just buy more money.

 

[Justanotherguy]

Just buy more money.

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You can get 10 trillion dollars in Zimbabwe funny money for like $500 USD

 

[Stoneheart]

Onlyfans...

 

[Justtocheck]

If you are hot you can get paid to fuck

 

[Pringles Can]

pretty sure the bank gives you free money if you are wearing a ski mask and ask everyone nicely to get on the floor after entering dramatically. for some reason the cops don't like that though.

 

[Getwhatyou]

Free money and lots of it without work? Hmmm everything requires a modicum of effort.

Least effort? Robbery.

 

[David Brown]

I dunno; you help me, dude.
No, seriously, I need a lot of money right now, but I want to make it myself.

Perceive the economy as being a vast series of trades. People trade one thing for another, typically they trade money for a good or service. This is how money is acquired. You trade things for money. For example, I trade my time, body, and skills for a paycheck. You should find out what things trade for high prices (to help your goal of getting "A Lot" of money) with a high volume (as in, there are many trades being made so that finding a buyer is easy and convenient. more trades = more money), and then narrow that list down to things you are able to provide. Then, trade those things you can provide for money. You may need to get creative.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Go to a casino, bet all your money on black, if you lose quit and restart.

 

[Simple Moving Average]

Try to increase your income but always save money. Use the money saved to purchase additional income. See: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/money-saving-tips.94762/post-9443653

 

[Proverbial Onion]

Just be confident bruh. Think positive.

 

[Quato Lives!]

Buy some crack and smoke it.
You will be astounded at the amount of money you will make in a short time.
You will spend it all on crack as soon as you get it, but that's the rub.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Post drug/gun advertisements on the dep weeb.

Collect the bitcoins.

Profit.

 

[Pissmaster]

Git gud at texas holdem and then just go to the casino and clean house

 

[General Tug Boat]

Doesn't cost that much to Troon out, just get a wig, and a skirt and you'll be fine.