How to Get Pussy

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Vapid_Idiot

Vapid_Idiot

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Its easy bros here we go

1.) Stop wearing logos/brands on yourself, women can immediately discount you if you are wearing a dumb ass shirt with pokemon or whatever gay ass band you like. Be a lumberjack or rock fitness stuff (under amour, nike, whatever). Most women already think you are a sperg if you wear anything advertising your autism

2.) Stop treating women like a accomplishment or sexual desire, Make a promise to yourself to stop acting like a cuck faggot and changing your mind just to appease a women. Be honest and stop worrying if you tell a woman off. They will respect you more if you do not act like a faggot around them. You literally have nothing to lose, so stop being a bitch.

3. Do not be a retard with nothing to talk about or having zero future plans or any ambition. Go to school, try to move up on your job, be a adult. Progress is progress, if you are not happy with yourself and have void, fix yourself and stop being a bitch, No woman wants a man who does not appreciate himself.

4. Stop wasting time and worrying about sex. Women are time wasters, your time is more valuable. Would you rather chase a woman or self improvement.? Stop being fucking retard and make your life better as opposed to appeasing some broad.

Good luck dummies
 
>stop wearing logos

>wear under armor and Nike

Don't confuse the poor lads. :(

PS even tho OP is a trollpost: if you're a typical obese nerd looking for pussy advice, don't wear UA as outerwear, please. No one wants to see your fat sweaty moobs in spandex. You gotta be fucking jacked to look acceptable in UA.
 
I'd add in another point:

Get a job where there is implied danger and risk of life or limb. Police, firefighter, lumberjack, whatever. Something where if you fucked up, you got fucked up.

EDIT: If a woman says she wants "a man in uniform", this is what she means. Target has a uniform, McDonald's has a uniform. Being a cashier ain't gonna drop panties.
 
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Step 1. Exist
Step 2. Be the opposite of Chris Chan.

I slay mad pussy all the time and your list is way too complicated. If you really knew how to lay pipe you wouldn’t have so many faggy rules.
 
There is a much easier way to get pussy, which requires only two things.
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Haha imagine being a retarded cuck and thinking logo shirts scare off women...

Then go on to suggest wearing Nike like it means something. News flash retard, Nike only means you bought a shit product at 10x it's price.
 
My pussy was predetermined, my uncle and dad arranged it for me, didnt even needto speak to the bitch, how do you like them apples infidels?
 
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