How to get undiagnosed with autism?

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I'm tired of everybody looking at me like I'm some fat, pasty, twitchy virgin with no job or prospects. Not that it's untrue or anything, but it still seems unfair.

Thoughts?

 

[Lucky Jim]

You're only autistic if you admit you're autistic, or if your parents tell you you're autistic, or if they find a doctor to tell you you're autistic.

That is completely anti-scientific. Nobody is autistic, they're just weird.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Why are you telling people you are diagnosed in the first place? It's not like having an extra leg or a missing eye.
Just use peoples natural tendancy to not give a shit about anything not directly in their face by keeping shut about it and act normalish. No one will be the wiser.

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