How to improve Chris' life

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xlk

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Okay, this last leak has just left me feeling pity towards this guy. I know the chances of him taking our advice and fixing himself are slim but do you think there's anyway we could sit down with Chris and discuss ways to better himself? Maybe we could convince Chris that the world doesn't revolve around him and that a romantic partner won't just fall out of the sky. As for jobs, I know there are some organizations that help mentally handicap people get jobs, maybe we can set him up with them?
 
xlk said:
Okay, this last leak has just left me feeling pity towards this guy. I know the chances of him taking our advice and fixing himself are slim but do you think there's anyway we could sit down with Chris and discuss ways to better himself? Maybe we could convince Chris that the world doesn't revolve around him and that a romantic partner won't just fall out of the sky. As for jobs, I know there are some organizations that help mentally handicap people get jobs, maybe we can set him up with them?
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No. At this point, he cannot change. He's gone too deep. So...

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The fastest way to improve Chris' life would be by taking away quite a few things...

McDonalds/Burger King/Hungry Man, et al.
Internet
All forms of vidya.
Fuck, anything with a screen, really
Barb

And then forever barring access to above.

I know that in real life this is unealistic, but if it were possible, doing this would improve his life exponentially. It would not solve all his problems, but a good part of them.
 
CalmMyTits said:
The fastest way to improve Chris' life would be by taking away quite a few things...
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He'd need more than that. If you just took away his vidya he'd probably mentally crash and stare all day at the slightly-less-brown patch on the wall where the TV used to hang. He'd need special education to teach him what normal people do with their days. Like, not even the old "get a job" routine - does Chris even know how to have fun without a screen?
 
According to Marvin, only Barb can set him straight...but doesn't and won't.
 
Way way way too far gone.

Besides he is very much against change and effort. Both of which are necessary for improvement.
 
I tried. I honestly did with my videos...he's too far gone, and I'm now making them for anyone who wants to contribute.
 
I think we have to put him in some kind of transitional program to put him in work first. That's how we improve him.
 
Convince Chris he doesn't need a sweetheart. He can live off of his tugboat and whatever he inherits from his parents, and just play video games all day. As long as he can keep his house and not get arrested, he'll live and be happy.
 
You know what they say: "The first thing in solving your problem is accepting that you have that problem."

But in Chris's logic: "The first thing of solving my problem is shifting the blame on the trolls. Removing the trolls will make my life easier."
 
Beat him with reeds until he no longer has autism, then send him to fat camp.
 
Get him away from Barb, get him away from that filthy house (or clean it), and enroll him in a program to teach disabled people life and social skills. Get him a fucking therapist while we're at it, and make him eat shit other than burgers and q-sands.

Not that it'd ever happen or work, but one can dream.
 
First give the animals away to a shelter. Anything is better than that shit stained house. Then run away from Barb and go into a group home with no internet, shitty food, and video games.
 
Inb4 paintingatree posts that deleting the CWCki and these forums forever would improve Chris's life

Cleaning his house gradually would help, as would actually walking the dogs.
 
Change his cell number, stop putting his name and things related to Sonichu in his usernames, defy Barb and tell her he gets a day every week where he can just go out and do stuff he likes to do.
 
Well Barb is poison in Chris's life due to the coddling. Take Barb out of Chris's life and put Chris into some kind of institution to make him a productive being if he complies. It may be harder on both but that's the only way.
 
Actually, know what is one very easy thing he could do? Start going by "Chris Chandler" instead of "Christian Weston Chandler The True And Honest Creator Of Sonichu And Rosechu". There's an NFL player by the same name, so all the Google results are about that guy. For all the whining he does about Google, the solution is right in front of him.
 
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