How to improve my art ( I do not trace my artwork.)?

[The Whispering Katana]

I am not mentally a CHILD.

I KNOW HOW TO DO TAXES BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE I TAUGHT MYSELF THEM.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?

You're mentally an angsty, overdramatic fuckmuppet of a teenager and that's all you will ever amount to.

So, I read the first page of this thread out of curiosity and skipped to the current page to see what possible advice the lovely denizens of KF have come up with for OP. From what I can gather is that OP seems to need a bath and that their caps lock key is stuck. Have I missed anything?

It's been at least 10 minutes since OP last posted, I think they convinced her to go take video of herself bathing. We're doomed.

 

[Juhlonduss]

So, I read the first page of this thread out of curiosity and skipped to the current page to see what possible advice the lovely denizens of KF have come up with for OP. From what I can gather is that OP seems to need a bath and that their caps lock key is stuck. Have I missed anything?

It's a rogue AI that developed Schizoaffective disorder and also is trans with a huge unwashed pp full of spider eggs. Steals art compulsively.

 

[Emily Cassidy]

I MEAN WHAT I SAY WHEN I WILL GO AND TAKE A BATH RIGHT NOW.

NOT TO MENTION PIGEON TOLD YOU ALL HE WENT TO THE POLICE STATION BUT THE POLICE STATION AND OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICAL BUILDINGS ARE EITHER LIMITED TO THE PUBLIC, OR CLOSED.

DUE TO THE PANDEMIC.

WE'RE STILL IN THIS.

DO YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION!?

 

[TomServo]

You're mentally an angsty, overdramatic fuckmuppet of a teenager and that's all you will ever amount to.

It's been at least 10 minutes since OP last posted, I think they convinced her to go take video of herself bathing. We're doomed.

I'm almost sorry that I asked.

It's a rogue AI that developed Schizoaffective disorder and also is trans with a huge unwashed pp full of spider eggs. Steals art compulsively.

I knew these are what the end times would look like.

 

[BTS4Lyfe]

It's been at least 10 minutes since OP last posted, I think they convinced her to go take video of herself bathing. We're doomed.

There is no way. This is probably a shitpost. I cannot imagine somebody actively turning to the forums to sperg out like this.
Probably went to sleep.

 

[eDove]

I MEAN WHAT I SAY WHEN I WILL GO AND TAKE A BATH RIGHT NOW.

Uhh… I guess we've been owned, Kiwibros?

 

[zionlion1488]

I MEAN WHAT I SAY WHEN I WILL GO AND TAKE A BATH RIGHT NOW.

NOT TO MENTION PIGEON TOLD YOU ALL HE WENT TO THE POLICE STATION BUT THE POLICE STATION AND OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICAL BUILDINGS ARE EITHER LIMITED TO THE PUBLIC, OR CLOSED.

DUE TO THE PANDEMIC.

WE'RE STILL IN THIS.

DO YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION!?

We know you don't bathe, stop lying just like you lied about stealing art

 

[Emily Cassidy]

I KNOW THIS BECAUSE MY BUILDING IS RAN BY THE GOVERNMENT OF MY STATE.

AND THEY ARE CLOSED TO IN PERSON MEETINGS.

 

[TomServo]

We know you don't bathe, stop lying just like you lied about stealing art

Nothing worse than an unbathed art thief!!

 

[Emily Cassidy]

DAMN RIGHT YOU HAVE BEEN OWNED.

YOU SHOULD'VE REALIZED HE WAS A LIAR THE SECOND HE CLAIMED HE WAS IN MY STATE WITH THE PAPERS WHILE WERE IN A DAMN PANDEMIC!

YA DON'T THINK!

Uhh… I guess we've been owned, Kiwibros?

 

[BTS4Lyfe]

I KNOW THIS BECAUSE MY BUILDING IS RAN BY THE GOVERNMENT OF MY STATE.

AND THEY ARE CLOSED TO IN PERSON MEETINGS.

Are you sure they don't tell you that because of the stench? Just food for thought.

 

[zionlion1488]

Nothing worse than an unbathed art thief!!

Yeah like if she would at least either be a dirty person who doesn't steal art or a clean person who steals art, it would be ok. But a dirty thief? That's just too far.

 

[Emily Cassidy]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE WHO HAS A PROPER BATH TUB AND SHOWER, WANT TO PURPOSEFULLY REMAIN DIRTY?

I HAVE OCD.

DUE TO THE BUGS AT MY MOTHERS PLACE.

I DON'T LIKE BEING DIRTY.

YOU MORONS FELL FOR A LIAR.

GO DEAL WITH THEM!

Nothing worse than an unbathed art thief!!

I'

We know you don't bathe, stop lying just like you lied about stealing art

M GONNA TAKE A BATHE RIGHT NOW JUST TO SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP SO YOU REALIZE THAT OP POST IS ALIE.

 

[zionlion1488]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE WHO HAS A PROPER BATH TUB AND SHOWER, WANT TO PURPOSEFULLY REMAIN DIRTY?

I HAVE OCD.

DUE TO THE BUGS AT MY MOTHERS PLACE.

I DON'T LIKE BEING DIRTY.

YOU MORONS FELL FOR A LIAR.

GO DEAL WITH THEM!

Wait so you don't bathe and you're covered in bugs? Are you some kind of filthy art stealing supervillain?

I'

M GONNA TAKE A BATHE RIGHT NOW JUST TO SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP SO YOU REALIZE THAT OP POST IS ALIE.

How could we possibly know you actually took a bath though? Why would we believe you with your track record?

 

[eDove]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE WHO HAS A PROPER BATH TUB AND SHOWER, WANT TO PURPOSEFULLY REMAIN DIRTY?

I HAVE OCD.

DUE TO THE BUGS AT MY MOTHERS PLACE.

I DON'T LIKE BEING DIRTY.

YOU MORONS FELL FOR A LIAR.

GO DEAL WITH THEM!

Usually people take a bath to wind down and relax, not prove something to a dozen or so online strangers.

I know you're terminally online and all your social circles are online, but we truly are strangers and we don't matter. There's no reason to cater to us.

 

[TomServo]

Yeah like if she would at least either be a dirty person who doesn't steal art or a clean person who steals art, it would be ok. But a dirty thief? That's just too far.

Right? I can handle one or the other but BOTH?! That my friend is a bridge too far!

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

DAMN RIGHT YOU HAVE BEEN OWNED.

YOU SHOULD'VE REALIZED HE WAS A LIAR THE SECOND HE CLAIMED HE WAS IN MY STATE WITH THE PAPERS WHILE WERE IN A DAMN PANDEMIC!

YA DON'T THINK!

Pandemic is over. We're in the cold war with russia again saga. Try to keep up with current events.

 

[Absolutego]

I'

M GONNA TAKE A BATHE RIGHT NOW JUST TO SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP SO YOU REALIZE THAT OP POST IS ALIE.

If you post your fat ass in a bathtub I will ban you from the thread for a day for posting cringe

 

[TomServo]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE WHO HAS A PROPER BATH TUB AND SHOWER, WANT TO PURPOSEFULLY REMAIN DIRTY?

I HAVE OCD.

DUE TO THE BUGS AT MY MOTHERS PLACE.

I DON'T LIKE BEING DIRTY.

YOU MORONS FELL FOR A LIAR.

GO DEAL WITH THEM!

Thou protest too much.

 

[The Whispering Katana]

I'

M GONNA TAKE A BATHE RIGHT NOW JUST TO SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP SO YOU REALIZE THAT OP POST IS ALIE.

Emily, you ARE the OP. It stands for Original Poster. Are you saying you lied about yourself bathing?