How to Kill a Ghost

Easy. Ghosts are made up by ghost hunters and exorcists. Simply kill all of them and ghosts will no longer exist.
 
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Okay to kill a ghost first you need to kill your self then you kill the ghost in the after life with a gun.
 
Theoretically, Ghosts are vulnerable to electomagnetic distortion or intense light, so, purely hypothetically, magnesium-coated ammunition or EMP weapons could temporarily rid one of a ghost. Exorcisms sometimes work but only in the case of hostile spirits and they're usually only a temporary solution.

In practice, Ghosts are tied to the world of the living due to extraneous circumstances. Solving that issue severs that connection and forces them to move onto the hereafter. If the ghost is benign, try to figure out what the fuck it wants, since usually it wants to do its ghost business and fuck off. A benign Ghost usually wants to settle some mild unfinished business and that's it.

Hostile Ghosts are a different matter entirely. Usually these Ghosts don't want to move onto their eternal reward and want to continue to be gigantic incorporeal pricks. In this case you need to figure out what led to the Ghost becoming malignant spirit in the first place. Usually its behavior will suggest the correct course of action: If it's a murderous spirit hell-bent on Revenge, for example, chances are that it wants revenge on its killer and bringing them to justice will end the bullshit, but every single one is different and you need to react accordingly.
 
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Simple, you kill your weapon of choice I.e a gun, and then use the weapon’s ghost to do battle with them. Just be sure you get to the spooky gun before the ghost does or else you’ll have an armed and dangerous vengeful spirit on your hands.
 
Use only fire, water, ice, electric or psychic attacks. Fighting or normal moves won't do shi- oh, you mean human ghosts?
 
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A long time ago, I was leafing through an awkwardly translated Chinese Buddhist religious tract, and out of nowhere this one passage advised the reader that spitting on a ghost will make it disappear on the spot. The rest of the pamphlet consisted of formulaic moral parables and other philosophically edifying essays, so the ghost-killing passage stuck out in my memory.
 
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Kill someone with Ebola near the ghost. The ghosts of the Ebola germs will spread to the ghost and they will die.
 
throw any blanket covering where their forms may be then the light bastards on fire.
 
Black people can't be ghosts, or are very rarely ghosts. Ironic that the race that claims to be all soul doesn't have any.
 
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