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Everyone recommending a language in this thread is a retard. If you aren't starting with COBOL you're doing it wrong.
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I retract everything I said and re submit that i am infact retarded.Everyone recommending a language in this thread is a retard. If you aren't starting with COBOL you're doing it wrong.
where can i find the C programming language book for cheap?You CANNOT learn to code. Don't even try. It's way too complicated. Only those who have been programming since 6 years old can ever have a chance to understand the byzantine systems that power the systems underneath the systems. You will open up the JavaScript console in your web browser with F11, typeonly to see the resultCode:0.1 + 0.2
it will require books worth of information to understand why.Code:0.30000000000000004
where can i find the C programming language book for cheap?
i want to make a website and programsWhy do you want to learn OP? Because people online say you should? A project in mind? Specific career goals?
Not true whatsoever. Everything requires practice, and it helps to be driven to practice by some passion or curiosity. What good does it do to tell someone clearly curious and interested in learning that they should just give the fuck up because they didn't start >10 years ago? Did all of your teachers have the attitude of "Calculus? Don't bother with that. Numbers are scary and integrals will haunt your dreams."‽You CANNOT learn to code. Don't even try. It's way too complicated. Only those who have been programming since 6 years old can ever have a chance to understand the byzantine systems that power the systems underneath the systems.
Computers really are not that complex. I have taught actual children how floating point works, simply because they asked. "Numbers need to be stored a certain way. There are limitations that come with how computers store such numbers. Here's why decimals are tricky: ..."You will open up the JavaScript console in your web browser with F11, typeonly to see the resultCode:0.1 + 0.2
it will require books worth of information to understand why.Code:0.30000000000000004
Your tranny elitism is completely unfounded.You CANNOT learn to code. Don't even try. It's way too complicated. Only those who have been programming since 6 years old can ever have a chance to understand the byzantine systems that power the systems underneath the systems. You will open up the JavaScript console in your web browser with F11, typeonly to see the resultCode:0.1 + 0.2
it will require books worth of information to understand why.Code:0.30000000000000004
Piracy, nigger.where can i find the C programming language book for cheap?
true almost all the programmers i know that stuck with it (including myself) got started because they found it inherently interesting and fun and were drawn to dabble and experiment with it on whatever family computer they had available as little kidsWRONG! People who spend more than 15 minutes asking "how do I learn to code" will NEVER code. You can't walk around the internet without tripping over programming educational material, it's basically like porn. In some ways, it's never been easier.
The correct answer to someone asking how to learn to code is: YOU CANNOT BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT
harsh but true. you just need to follow a beginners tutorial. what programming language hardly matters, but if you for instance jerk off to making websites, just pick js.WRONG! People who spend more than 15 minutes asking "how do I learn to code" will NEVER code. You can't walk around the internet without tripping over programming educational material, it's basically like porn. In some ways, it's never been easier.
The correct answer to someone asking how to learn to code is: YOU CANNOT BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT
You can get into designing UI. Not incredibly complicated but it does require alot of creativity. Not gonna call UI designers artists but it requires some artistic thinking with regards to aesthetics and layouts.but I got more stats in creativity
then you definitely wanna learn javascript, html, and css. Html5 and css are fucking brain dead easy so if you feel intimidated by coding, start with that because its extremely simple. Javascript can get pretty complicated but that's the code that give the website its functionality.i want to make a website and programs
UI designers are the scum of the earth and there is absolutely nothing artsy about UI design.Not gonna call UI designers artists
I hope he killed himself.@SandyHooker just giving you a heads up, I think saddam got banned/left. Not that the info isn’t good for future kiwis
It was just a suggestion. I don't think UI design is artsy, I was just saying aesthetics and layout do play a big part in good UI design so if somebody considers themselves a creative kind of person and they want to do coding that is what I personally recommend.UI designers are the scum of the earth and there is absolutely nothing artsy about UI design.
Let me repeat that. There is nothing artistic about simple monochromatic symbols, large radius curved corners, or wasted space.
It wasn't meant to be a knock on you, it's just that I'm really frustrated with these tranny retards who are seemingly behind everything wrong with software, and the UI is the biggest thing that stands out to me because I'm stuck looking at it.It was just a suggestion. I don't think UI design is artsy, I was just saying aesthetics and layout do play a big part in good UI design so if somebody considers themselves a creative kind of person and they want to do coding that is what I personally recommend.