How to prank my gf

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

I want to do a funny prank on my girlfriend but I don't know anything about pranks. Help me. I would prefer if the prank is not very violent and does not result in permanent damage.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

Tell her you're trooning out.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Put plastic wrap over the toilet bowl.

 

[Bad Gateway]

stop posting this thread and just knock up another chick to prank your girlfriend

 

[Vingle]

Get a furry suit and say that you want to fuck her like a beast. NGL, it would be hilarious

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

stop posting this thread and just knock up another chick to prank your girlfriend

The funniest way to prank her would be to impregnate her best friend. She’ll understand that it was just a prank bro.

 

[The Lawgiver]

poop in her sock

 

[Bassomatic]

Rape is always funny.