how to reset my identity?

Ronnie McNutt

Ronnie McNutt

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retarded question but years ago i was a retard and used 1 name for everything but now i live in fear knowing somewhere deep enough it's linked to my actual identity, people have been using my name for keks too now
can i fuck off from the internet without a trace?
 
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If you want to de-associate your name with stuff you did in the past that's already associated with your name, just stop doing stupid things. People will forget you pretty rapidly if you're not continuously reminding them of it. If it's really bad to the point of possibly interfering with relationships or work, change your real name as well. If you're just trying to get a 'new start' on the internet no longer connected to your old identity or your real life identity, just make a new name, go to new places, and don't sperg out about the exact same niche stuff you did with the old one. In all likelihood as long as you don't continue to do stupid things nobody will ever bother to even try to connect the two identities, and you can go about your life unaffected by your old one.

If you're asking how to delete things from the internet and force everyone to forget about previous clownery immediately, though, you can't.
 
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Yes and no, depending on how badly you fucked yourself, you may never be able to recover. But the best thing I'd recommend is nuke everything you can reasonably nuke (ie stuff you haven't sunk a ton of money into,) cut ties with literally everyone you interacted with only online without saying anything. And ultimately don't do anything to draw attention to yourself in the future
 
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here's my guide to internet damage control:


  1. stop posting and interacting online. completely drop off. do not even log in to any sites or apps you have an account at.
  2. wait and keep this up for at least a couple months. by then the overwhelming majority of people will have lost interest and forgotten all about you.
  3. log in to whatever accounts you have on whatever sites, and start manually deleting all posts and content associated with the account. then rename the account to random gibberish, wipe clean your entire friends/subscriptions/following list, max out all the privacy settings that are available, and abandon the account.
  4. repeat this for all accounts you have anywhere, until your entire direct internet footprint is gone.


the hard part is actually having the balls to go through with it, because it means you have to cut all ties to whatever gay internet communities you were part of, and ghost all internet "friends" you had.
 
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Joe Swanson said:
Yes and no, depending on how badly you fucked yourself, you may never be able to recover. But the best thing I'd recommend is nuke everything you can reasonably nuke (ie stuff you haven't sunk a ton of money into,) cut ties with literally everyone you interacted with only online without saying anything. And ultimately don't do anything to draw attention to yourself in the future
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Honestly I think the whole life-ruination thing is way too overhyped here. In reality nobody gives a shit about Internet shit, and a background check probably isn’t going to care about dumb shit you’ve done in the Internet as much as your actual criminal record of doing illegal things in real life. The only time it ever bleeds into real life is with people with a big enough following to have people actively trolling them and fucking over their real-life prospects, like Chris, Wings or EDP445.

The other thing is, having your real name tied to cringy Internet shit doesn’t actually MEAN anything unless your face is also attached. Unless you have a REALLY unique name, there’s probably tons of other people with that exact same name, to the point that it’s pointless for any potential employer to try and verify that any one instance of that name on the Internet is you specifically.
 
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You're going to have go Scorched Earth. You're going to need a lot of money though, we're talking about facial reconstruction surgery, voice therapy/new language and accent. You're going to have to kill yourself on paper I suggest either Plane/Helicopter or train crash make sure it results in a fire so you can sell a burned corpse as yours. Buy an old oil rig at sea and convert it into a base, start acquiring others for your cause by any means, get some old cassette tapes of 80's music icons., wage wars as part of a private military on behalf of third world leaders, start your own nuclear arms production and take part in the new arms race and rid the world of all technology then and only then, will you be rid of your internet history
 
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Joe Swanson said:
Yes and no, depending on how badly you fucked yourself, you may never be able to recover. But the best thing I'd recommend is nuke everything you can reasonably nuke (ie stuff you haven't sunk a ton of money into,) cut ties with literally everyone you interacted with only online without saying anything. And ultimately don't do anything to draw attention to yourself in the future
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i've practically DFE'd everything i could but i still have some accounts that may lead to my real name, but i've searched my legal name and address and found no signs of myself due to me having a very common name and all other accounts are basically deadbeat niggers, i just hope someone doesn't decide to stalk me for no reason
 
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Manul Otocolobus said:
We all know the only way to truly reset is sudoku...
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N.B. "paper" sudoku can be surprisingly affordable. Like four figures USD max affordable. Downside: you're going to be re-rolling as a Pajeet. So unless you're already wealthy and have it laundered/liquidated things would have to be pretty bad. Unless you're extremely racially challenged you should be able to pass as some kind of 'jeet and bribes are kind of just how things work over there anyway. Worst case you spend a bit extra and get some Melanotan injections. You want to go with an all-in-one deal too. Gupta will happily "kill" you on paper just to raise the price 10x for "reincarnation" papers. Being stateless and dead on paper in India is a worse fate than any 'jeet. For like $2,000 they should be able to overnight all of the papers and ashes wherever. You can save a bundle handling it in person, but that means travel to India.
 
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