How to tell someone's IQ from the smell of their butthole?

[Useful_Mistake]

Come on, science Kiwis, help me out here!

 

[Happy Fish]

If it smells like digested mcdonalds from weeks ago they probably aren't that bright and neither are you for sniffing their butthole

 

[Useful_Mistake]

neither are you for sniffing their butthole

Science has shown that sniffing buttholes is the best way to get to know a person.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

You’re in conversation with @Baby Yoda regularly, and you didn’t think to ask him?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Dunno but you can tell the IQ of someone who sniffs buttholes
its very low

 

[Baby Yoda]

You can also know their personality by the way the nectar that you suck from their ass tastes. If bitter, they are a bad person. If sweet, they can be nice but also emotional. If its sour, stay the fuck away.
Usually, when getting to know someone, I ask if they could squat over my mouth, poosh their ass out so I can give it a good ol suck to get to the point and get to know them without all the boring chit chat.

 

[Hellspawn]

Ask your dog.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

You’re in conversation with @Baby Yoda regularly, and you didn’t think to ask him?

I wanted opinion of all butthole experts, not just the Grand Expert himself.

 

[draggs]

If it smells like Serbian pizza diarrhea then you know it's a high IQ; you're sniffing the butthole of dear feeder

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

If it smells like Takis RUN AWAY

 

[I am vomit]

If it smells like cinnamon they're using it to cover the smell of the poison they hid in their assholes.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

I've only smelled the buttholes of girls between the ages of 17-22, they all smelled pretty dumb

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I've only smelled the buttholes of girls between the ages of 17-22, they all smelled pretty dumb

Have you double checked your findings by making them take a test?

 

[King Fructose]

Seek god

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Seek god

Found Satan. Is that good?

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Science has shown that sniffing buttholes is the best way to get to know a person.

You shouldn't always listen to your cat. They themselves are known as assholes.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Have you double checked your findings by making them take a test?

are you a gorl, we can test it now

 

[Useful_Mistake]

are you a gorl, we can test it now

Am not, garhl, can not do test

 

[zero-who]

Bell curve distribution.
Retards and low-IQ people will have rank ass odor due to fecal incontinence/not wiping. See Chris, for example.
Midwits will have nice smelling assholes because they're gay, and a man does not clean his house unless he expects a visitor.
Brainchads will also have rank ass odor, but less so than the retard. This is because they use leaves instead of toilet paper, as TP is a degenerate product of industrial society, but they are not gay and do not expect fingers in their ass.