How to turn into autist and level up after ? - How get a autist

[Glowie]

Since autists get jail free cards, government gibs and priority in job market, you get priority in employment market.

Should I get autism like symptoms via brain damage by turning into a furfag or s tranny?
Or study symptoms of autism and diagnosis criteria and know how to behave and fake the tests?

Most hack shrinks give diagnosis easy as piss as soon you mention "Yes my history has record of autism"

 

[Isaac]

You're born an autist, you can't just become autistic.

https://youtu.be/2eknC-1mSzk?t=59

 

[theshitposter]

Finish the dakar rally

 

[Coolio55]

Every vaccination is a level up for your autism.

 

[Red Hood]

Remember to mention your color-penciled comic

 

[ToroidalBoat]

priority in job market

I remember when employers weren't too eager to hire autistics because of poor social skills.

 

[Glowie]

I remember when employers weren't too eager to hire autistics because of poor social skills.

If you're going for engineering, computing or chemistry or fields that only needs interaction with your superior your employer won't give a shit. Because muh diversity and tolerance employers have to fill the diversity quota.

Of course ordinary cubicle and team based jobs are out of the question. One very lucrative field is diver welder for hazardous pay inclined.

My point you can get diagnosed with autism when you are in employable age range

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Go the tranny route but don't get surgery or take hormones. Just wear a badly fitting wig and some half-assed makeup, maybe some lens free horn rimmed glasses. Don't forget the knee high stripped socks. Don't shave your face or legs. Avoid eye contact like a good autist until you introduce yourself and specify that your pronouns are she/her, then lock eyes and refuse to look away until they blink. That way you establish dominance.

 

[Product Placement]

Just saying you have autism is now fine or so says people who do that, so do that as every teenage tiktok user does