How to un-fag your windows experience.

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I'm running five windows 11 machines and I'm not getting any rainbow flags. I can only assume that you are getting them because you fucked up in the beginning. Sorry, but It's time to start over. You likely agreed to the Windows spyware when you first set up your computer. The only way back is to start over fresh. Save all of your files to an external something. If you don't already have all of your files saved to an external something you are fucking up anyways, but save them to a second or third external something for redundancy and resiliency. Make a list of the programs that you will want to reinstall. Next you need to download a Windows 10 iso and flash it to a usb drive. I specify 10 because it's easier to get around the spyware and you can update to 11 in a few days after installing enough updates and if your hardware is good enough. This will be a general guide and you can google or youtube all of the specifics. I use Balena Etcher for writing iso's usually. Now that you have a windows flash drive and have hopefully backed everything up shut down your computer. I'm going from memory but this is the general sequence. If you have problems there could be some bios issues to rectify, Pm me. Stick the flash drive in and start the computer. It might ask you if this is a repair or something. This is new. When it tells you everything will be deleted, that is a lie, but yeah you want to do that. You want to write the whole drive if that comes up. If all of that works out good you will end up at a setup section. This is the critical part. Do not have a ethernet cable plugged into your machine. If it asks about wifi say no and you might have to back out of a screen. I know what to do when I see it but my memory is shit. What you are looking for is Windows will give up and prompt you to set up a local account. Local means to your machine and not on the Microsoft servers. This is what you want. set up that account and there will be a screen at some point asking you to give a bunch of permissions to Cortana and location services and a whole lot of shit that a normie could see as useful. Click no on every fucking thing. None of it actually helps your user experience. There is enough spyware built into Windows that your experience will be fine. They are just asking about vast overreaches that some governments in the world have decided breech your privacy. A few more screens and restarts and yay you have less gay Windows. Never create or sign into a Microsoft account on your computer. Unless you are doing some non normie shit there is no reason to create a Microsoft account.
 
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Jesus fucking Christ. Did you never learn how to use paragraphs.
 
I have seen people talk about this elsewhere online, and I had to go out of my way to even figure out what the hell everyone was complaining about.

I never saw the pride flag because on my machine I have "Show Search Icon" checked instead of "Show Search Box." When I click on the magnifying glass to open search I see no flag.

I am running windows 10 by the way.
 
Seriously did you smash out your enter key?

If your wall of text was more legible I'm sure you would get more positive reactions.

There is no way to unmolest gay os. Just put a bullet trough your mass storage.
Or better yet, just don't upgrade to gay OS unless you have to buy a new machine.
I had a Windows 7 computer until 2020, but then my motherboard failed, now I'm stuck on Windows 10. If you willfully upgrade to 11 then you're a moron and that's not something that you can fix unfortunately.
Don't be a moron like OP. :(
 
I had a Windows 7 computer until 2020, but then my motherboard failed, now I'm stuck on Windows 10. If you willfully upgrade to 11 then you're a moron and that's not something that you can fix unfortunately.
You could try Windows Embedded POSReady 7. It's a version of 7 that was longer supported than other versions of 7.
 
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I have seen people talk about this elsewhere online, and I had to go out of my way to even figure out what the hell everyone was complaining about.

I never saw the pride flag because on my machine I have "Show Search Icon" checked instead of "Show Search Box." When I click on the magnifying glass to open search I see no flag.

I am running windows 10 by the way.

I turned it off back when it had the lunar eclipse icon. I was so annoyed when it suddenly showed up so I hid the bar itself. I never used it anyway.I just liked how it helped center my icons because it was a big ass spacer. I'm not even remotely surprised that it forced a fag flag on users with that dumb highlight button. I'm so sick of seeing it everywhere. Stores are loaded with Pride merchandise no one is buying. It's gonna be in the discount bin forever just like every year.
 
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> how to unfag your windows experience

run it in a vm so the evil is contained and trivial to backup/restore when it inevitably hoses itself for absolutely no fucking reason
 
Why would you even use Windows 11 at this point? It's objectively shit and likely a test balloon of how far they can penetrate nigger cattle anuses.
I'm sure they could find a way to force people to upgrade eventually, by killing off security updates or making a new DirectX version exclusive to it, but for now there is absolutely no reason to use it.
I hope it will be a version that can be skipped entirely, like ME or Vista.
 
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Why would you even use Windows 11 at this point? It's objectively shit and likely a test balloon of how far they can penetrate nigger cattle anuses.
I'm sure they could find a way to force people to upgrade eventually, by killing off security updates or making a new DirectX version exclusive to it, but for now there is absolutely no reason to use it.
I hope it will be a version that can be skipped entirely, like ME or Vista.
Win10 is, fortunately for us, the new XP and has a LTS version that's guaranteed through 2030. And by that point I really don't know why people who complain about their os being pozzed would still use Windows. The Office suite is now a cloud product. Bitcoin finally got GPU manufacturers to start playing nice with Linux and Valve repurposed SteamOS to be their own version of Wine, so games work more and more on Linux too. Unless you have some incredibly niche (and by 2030 probably ancient) app that's only Windows/Mac supported, idk why you'd choose to stick with it.
 
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