How Tommy will die?

[TV's Adam West]

I believe Tommy will die from some form of rot or disease from eating from the trash or something.

A really undignified death. Most likely he will die and no one will notice until the smell of his decayed maggot ridden corpse is so strong that people will end up calling someone. Then they will throw his body into a mass grave and will be buried in some undisclosed location where he will be forgotten by everyone.

How do you guys think Tommy will die and what would happen afterwards?

Tommy is going to get his life around, make amends for every bad thing he has done and become a philanthropist, aiding poor inner city schoolchildren by giving them a proper chance at life.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Serious answer? COPD.

Shitposting answer? One day he’ll get so angry while posting here that he’ll rage-shart harder than usual. But this time, it just won’t stop. Tom turns into a 360-degree shit-fountain, his anus sounding like his rendition of Baker Street. Everything is covered in shit. Soon he’s dehydrated and struggling to breathe and his chest hurts. Desperately he crawls through the mess on the floor to the phone, his muscles weakened. Haltingly he dials 9-1-1. “Please send an ambulance, I can’t stop shitting!” he croaks. The operator promises to send someone right away. “You’ll never guess what he said this time,” she says to her colleague, and promptly forgets all about it. Meanwhile, the receiver slides out of Tom’s poopy grasp. His strength fails him and he collapses, face down, in a puddle of his own ordure. Then he drowns. The dogs of Tucson yap excitedly and their owners have no idea why.

 

[hyde]

smoking. but let’s be real he already looks dead just look at his face

 

[General Tug Boat]

Probably from some form of a respiratory infection. Or getting fucked to death by a pack of wild dogs.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

. . . Or getting fucked to death by a pack of wild dogs.

He doesn't deserve to go happy.

 

[Positron]

As a warning to other pedos.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

The family of one of his rape victims beats him to death. God knows that’s what I would do if he raped a child in my family. And I suspect Sabrina isn’t his only victim

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Shot by a radical anarcho-communist tranny.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Tommy is going to get his life around, make amends for every bad thing he has done and become a philanthropist, aiding poor inner city schoolchildren by giving them a proper chance at life.

Alternative outliving all of a us at ripe age of 110 as a last man on earth after the rest of the human race died either from cancer , aids or radiation from chinese nukes.

Who i am kidding COPD hoping soon.

 

[Dee Price]

41%ing like every other tranny

less than half from suicide/ But that is to simple a death for tom.

I would say the best one is to be ripped apart by a pack of male wolves who caught tom raping a female wolf puppy.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

As he was born. Alone and covered in filth.

 

[MediocreMilt]

But actually COPD

 

[draggs]

The Hoffman Associates will finally reveal their ultimate plan: kidnap Tommy and give him a serious hosing down.

Tommy will set himself on fire to escape. Too bad for him fire is also cleansing.

 

[Bibi’s extra sandwich]

The next guy who steals his saxophone might stab him or knock him upside the head.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Cockroaches will eat his skin then they'll scrub themselves vigorously clean.
While he's recovering, rats eat his remains.

 

[Tranimal Farm]

Climactic autism fuelled samurai showdown with @Null, wherein Null will decapitate Tommy but die in the process as he defends a homeless orphan from Tommy's clutches.

 

[Alex Krycek]

God doesn’t want Tom. He’ll live to 128.

 

[I am vomit]

Someone's gonna find out he's a dog humping kiddy diddler and try to kill him, except not even whatever gods may be want anything to do with him. We're stuck with him for at least another 20 years.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Hopefully wracked with the pain of AIDS.

 

[its hip to fuck bees]

dysentery, because he is going to drink gutter water just because it's free