How well off / worse off would you be if you woke up as your avatar?

[SandyCat]

I hope you're something sentient at least.

 

[Jarch6]

As a kafkaesque frogman, I suppose things wouldn't change much. You would be captured by Elon musk to further his scientific efforts in creating cat/foxgirls.

 

[Shidoen]

I'd make a lot of money and be a psychopath towards cops and civies.

 

[King Fructose]

I’d be autistic.

So basically nothing would change.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I would have an impressive gunt and be married to a mare.

 

[Jimmy Pop]

Oh no, I don’t want to drool everywhere!

 

[Ultrapenguin]

If I woke up as an emperor penguin with a gun? People like penguins, seafood is good, firearms are pretty cool, I think I could handle that. I'll bet some rich lady would take me in and feed me as much fish as I wanted. Bitches love animals.

Did that thread about how people feel about men with female avatars get you thinking about what it would be like to be a doggirl with big tits? You better not troon out, you said you wouldn't and I'm holding you to it.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

So I just woke up as a cute girl with an Ukulele? Could have been worse, and now I know how to play the Ukulele. So it's an improvement lol!

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I'd be rich, maybe? I suppose I'd start gathering dust after a while.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

I'd have a 1000 years of a really, really great time, and then a few years of a really, really bad time and a terrible death. Also, three dicks. On the whole, I'd be better off I guess.

 

[Day Drinking]

Either way, I'm drinking. That's all there is to it.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'd be commiting crimes and writing riddles to a man in a batsuit to try and catch me. So not much of a change from my normal Floridian activities, have to cross out "Earl the Gatorfucker" and replace it with Batman on my past few notes, likely.

 

[Some Badger]

I’d just be some badger, obviously.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I would be fine as long as I burrow underground right away and avoid any magical teenagers for a few million years.

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

My existence would be to annoy computer users all over the globe. A real higher calling in life.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

I would be the immortal ruler of my own evil empire.
But I'd always get my shit kicked in by a shirtless man in booty shorts, so I don't think I would be better off in that situation.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

I'd have a hat.

 

[RollerGator]

Not good.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

I'd be pretty swell

 

[Pimpleking55]

Public opinion of me might take a steep dive from a cliff, but at least i can grow a full beard.