How well off / worse off would you be if you woke up as your avatar?

[SandyCat]

I hope you're something sentient at least.

 

[SCSI]

I'd hoard data and cause admins of antique computer hardware Lovecraftian-levels of madness when I periodically decide not to work at random for no decipherable reason. I think I'd be happy.

 

[Character from a movie]

I'd go bowling

 

[Corndog]

But doctor, I AM Pagliacci.

 

[Ass_manager]

Would be fine. A cat's life seems to be great, they don't give a fuck, can perform completely erratic behaviour and it's all fine for the overlord meatbags.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

I'd make Western Exterminator Company great again.

 

[deso2y]

Listen here, jack, I'll call that Ukrainian punk Pudding and tell him to cut the malarky and that'll be it.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I'd be a wanted man.

 

[seri0us]

I'd be alright. I'd miss my hair though.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

I'd be dead

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

I'd probably light something on holy fire at some stage of the day. And touch myself often. And then light more stuff on fire.

 

[My Name is Ed]

I'd probably be substantially happier, or at least until the next eclipse.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I'd have a better job and get to read tomes of forbidden knowledge. So pretty nice improvement.

 

[BONE_Buddy]

I might get to retire someday as a BONE.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

>Waking up as a failed heroine
>See the front window of the bedroom
>Literal portal to the spirt world with the fucking green glow in the center of the city
>Doesn't care shit anymore, but a bit of worryness.
>Approaches new girlfriend who's still sleeping in the bed
>"I'm become death. The destroyer of worlds."
>GF asks me why.
>"I know. I'm already a demon"
>GF asks me what I will do.
>"I'm gonna close that portal to Oblivion... i mean, spirit world"
Well, i don't know what will happen later but it's a good start.

 

[The Magnificence]

Am I the psycho tranny or the hot chick? As a dude, I'm gonna call it lose/lose although if i had to make a choice I guess I'd go with hot chick. 'Cause at least she's a real chick.

 

[Meat Target]

I'd be living the dream. Retired, exonerated, and shooting guns innawoods.

 

[Stoneheart]

dead from getting T-boned by a Bus full of mexicans...

 

[DJ Grelle]

I've just been isekai'd into an alternate ww1/ww2 mashup as a magical battle loli. Since I have no problem with being religious, I'll be alright.

 

[Niggaplease]

I'd be woken up in a historical c-drama in the first part of the series before I get sent to a work house, and then forced into a harem filled with scheming concubines, and having to fight for favor. granted I watched the whole series from start to finish so I would have some foresight in what to do and if I fail I would have plot armor but the amount of stress and constant schemes might take a toll on my mental health. so probably not well off.

 

[Generic Retard]

It's difficult...