How well off / worse off would you be if you woke up as your avatar?

[SandyCat]

I hope you're something sentient at least.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

It would be swell

 

[Some JERK]

I'd be fucked.

 

[Retink]

Being a tiny Japanese woman working at a marketing company would be a bit strange.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Remind me to fall asleep outside and I'd be fine.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

You mean wake up King Charles II of England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland? They guy famous for bringing back partying after a long cultural dark age?

Not only would I be in for an upgrade, I imagine many other people would be too.

 

[deso2y]

Am I the psycho tranny or the hot chick? As a dude, I'm gonna call it lose/lose although if i had to make a choice I guess I'd go with hot chick. 'Cause at least she's a real chick.

egg irl uwu

 

[IKOL]

Курлык, епта.

 

[WebLurker]

I will just live in a cave somewhere with my tiny spider friends and hope for the best. Gonna be reeeeally awkward when I get the technician up to set up the internet to my cave, tho.

Do I eat him or do I let him live to tell others? Decisions, decisions...

 

[Kulee Baba]

I would be one of the saddest Sports teams. But at least I'd have my oh so valuable and completely unique virtue that I could signal.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

I'd be a disembodied talking skull, so I guess I would follow an immortal zombie on a quest through dimensions while cracking wise and being useless in combat, chief.

 

[lurk_moar]

I get to be a badass Shinigami with a handsome husband. Awesome.

 

[TroonsDid911]

I would something something 9/11 derp.

I don't fucking know, my avatar makes no sense it just makes me laugh.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I'd commit sudoku.

 

[Isaac]

I'd be a Tibetan Sand Fox, and I would have to worry about Chinamen lynching me for my fur.

 

[Mister Mint]

He's a glowie, but he's old. Sounds shitty, but maybe he's close to that sweet CIA retirement pension.

 

[zero-who]

Oh.
My sextape has eight million views now.
...at least I'd be rich?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I have those lever-type door knobs already, so I'd be fine. Can't say much for the neighbors' chickens, though.

 

[glass_houses]

I'd wake up as a billionaire famous genius musician.

I believe that I stand to benefit from this transaction.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

If the actor then a lawyer so not bad.

If the character then dead

 

[Niggaplease]

You mean wake up King Charles II of England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland? They guy famous for bringing back partying after a long cultural dark age?

Not only would I be in for an upgrade, I imagine many other people would be too.

to be fair you're going to be juggling like alot of women, charles was the english version of louis at the time and had alot of mistresses at one time, especially given that both of them were catholic and protestant. hope you can keep up stanima wise and patience wise.also your wife is a mousy person from portugal and you won't be getting any heirs from her.