How well off / worse off would you be if you woke up as your avatar?

[SandyCat]

I hope you're something sentient at least.

 

[theshitposter]

I'll straight up put my claim on the throne of vatican. It will either go extremely well or I'll be assassinated.

 

[Cilleystring]

Far worse off.

I'd have zero friends and family, and wouldn't be able to have sex without paying for it (even worse I'd pay for it and not even get any). And wouldn't even be able to drink my sorrows away as my ego would prevent me from doing so. Life would be a continuous cycle of anger, failure, and humiliation.

Your post actually made me appreciate what I have in life, so thanks friend. I wish everyone a positive and productive day.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Spooky ghosts scare me!

Not a wine person, but I can adapt

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

On one hand, I'd look like a monster from illustrations found in those scary story books that had fucked up art. On the other, I'm rotting. Win some and lose some.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Well, I'd appreciate the increase in my deductive reasoning ability but at the same time I wouldn't be able to fit into a detective's office and a magnifying glass doesn't work too well with hooves and it's point is somewhat diminished when you are looking through it at 20 ft high...

But hey, my tongue would be purple so I see it as an absolute win.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I'd be a famous politician, but I'd be in South Africa, so.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

to be fair you're going to be juggling like alot of women, charles was the english version of louis at the time and had alot of mistresses at one time, especially given that both of them were catholic and protestant. hope you can keep up stanima wise and patience wise.also your wife is a mousy person from portugal and you won't be getting any heirs from her.

The lack of official heirs only becomes a real problem post mortem so...someone else's problem then lol. Poor James.

 

[Niggaplease]

The lack of official heirs only becomes a real problem post mortem so...someone else's problem then lol. Poor James.

well atleast you'll be alive during nell gynes time, she was one of the mistresses and was actually quite funny.

 

[JethroTullamore]

This isn’t going to go very well for me……

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

i would guess that's it

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Thank fuck I switched my avatar some weeks ago or I would have been in trouble

Now I can peacefully live my life as a can of soda nobody wants to drink

 

[Probably a deer]

I'd live peacefully my life as a deer with deformed antlers. Until someone shoots me, of course.

 

[Red Hood]

I mean on one hand I'd be surrounded by weirdos, flamers, simps, and madmen(and that's just the Bat Family) So that wouldn't change much.


On the other hand I'd be in a universe where Power Girl and her enormous Kryptonian milkers existed.

So, slightly better off.

 

[Haffhart]

Not bad. As a slime I'd be incredibly resistant with the ability to stretch and fire myself like a rocket, and carry things much larger than me on my head.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

The fuck you talking about?
That's ME.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

This isn’t going to go very well for me……

You okay with me putting you on a shelf and cherishing you like I cherish all my whiskey?

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

Pretty rad.

Conquerer by day, talk show host by night.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I'd be a flamboyantly gay supervillan who gets to have Pokemon AND I can troll Chris Chan professionally!

 

[Ishtar]

I'm the chief god of Sumer?

I guess I take my divine role appointed. Judging men and other gods, providing light, among other things.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

How well off / worse off would you be if you woke up as your avatar?​

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...damn, that's my question to all of you.