How well off / worse off would you be if you woke up as your avatar?

[SandyCat]

I hope you're something sentient at least.

 

[Hellspawn]

I'd love it. Not the smoking addiction, though.

 

[LateralusJambi]

Nothing would change - I'm already eternal, all this pain is an illusion.

 

[timewave0]

I would be okay with it. I would immediately buy 5lbs of gabagool

 

[Jason Wynn]

I’m a character actor from the golden age of Hollywood known for playing unhinged, neurotic nutcases who dies of a heart attack in my mid-40s but is fondly remembered by legions of horror fans?

Tempting…

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Be a giant billboard covered in pigeon shit

 

[Trapitalism]

On the one hand, I'd become an ugly tranny. On the other hand, I would control global finance like the Jews and have a massive girlcock so I'd say better off.

 

[Stormy Daniel's Lawyer]

My nose is a stubby Jew penis. Bingo is on Tuesday, and it's Thursday. I have zero romantic prospects. However, I wear very comfortable shoes. I live with my mother, and rent is cheap.

 

[Beautiful Havoc]

oh no.

 

[L50LasPak]

I could play a mean visisonor.

 

[Ishtar]

Obviously I’d be better off. Some might say being the lord of the sun and the chief god is a lot of work, but it sure as hell beats this apartment.

 

[OpenBASED]

Chile would rise again under my command.