How will the above user lose his/her virginity?

[Ravelord]

He will last 1 minute and then die from a heart stroke.

 

[SpaceRanger]

You literally can't, skeletons don't have dicks

 

[ES 148]

Woody gets a little too woody one evening

 

[Jaimas]

Lost it years ago to an eldritch horror. They are now happily married and live with their 2 children and a pet shoggoth.

 

[Ravelord]

You literally can't, skeletons don't have dicks

But we still have bone-rs *badumtss*.

I'll see myself out.

 

[aqua sama]

loli with a strap on, took his virginity while he was reading kiwifarms.

 

[Pina Colada]

By a miracle of God, a la Mary.

 

[Schwachkopf]

Muslim rape gang.

 

[Black Waltz]

furry rape gang

 

[Ilovecum]

furry rape gang

Probably by humping pillows?

 

[Reynard]

Some methhead in an alley.

 

[H4nzn0]

By fapping to his rifle.

 

[jewelry investor]

straight sex

 

[Nazi vegeta]

anally raped by muslims.

 

[RG 448]

N/A

 

[H4nzn0]

By watching FOX News or fapping to Trump's wife.

 

[FP 208]

off-screen in a filler episode to forge a relationship the show fandom rejects on tumblr and attacks the creator for not embracing their headcanon

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Getting raped by a golf ball.

 

[Benine Bovine]

“Hello, rawr. Mind coming into my hotel room? :3 first time at a con, eh?”

 

[Polish Hot Dog (spicie)]

Mounted by a horse