How will the world end?

[Gorgar]

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[Red Hood]

America's obese population will tilt Earth off its axis and spiral us into our own moon.

 

[KittyGremlin]

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[BussyBuster]

It will be a slow burn where we watch the people in charge destroy everything for selfish gain while people are too fat and comfortable to do anything about it

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

A superbug bacterium resistant to most industrial cleaners, healthcare antibiotics, and immune systems propagates in everything on the planet. The bacteria slowly overtakes most living creatures and habitats by overwhelming bodies due to uninhibited growth.

 

[Shig O'nella]

In chaos.

 

[Wisseau]

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice. -Robert Frost

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Cow farts.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

no more sex

 

[Yuri_]

The world has already ended. You're living in the ruins.

The cause of death...? Americans.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Nuclear holocaust or the blacks and the browns genociding whites and then slowly starving to death.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

with an unsatisfying deflating noise

 

[Shidoen]

God stops dreaming of what possible worlds he could make this ending our reality which in itself is a dream.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

The world has already ended, you are in hell now.

 

[libRT]

The earths crust cracks and the core's pressure causes the crust to split into pieces and be jettisoned into space.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

On a cliffhanger because the series gets cancelled.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

America's obese population will tilt Earth off its axis and spiral us into our own moon.

Nickacado is already generating his own robot.

 

[Wally Gator]

The long, slow slide has already begun. Decay until there's nothing left. Might as well have fun and get weird with it while you can.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

Yellowstone volcano.