How will we know when Chris dies?

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hurpdurpmanguy

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I'm pretty sure most of us figured that Chris won't live into his early fourties. And given his age and his diet for most of his life, plus the unsanitary conditions that the hoard is piled on. How will we know when Chris joins his father, whether it's now or later in life?
 
It'll be like a million voices crying out JULAAAAYYYYY and then suddenly being silenced.
 
You are making assumptions here that are baseless when we look at Chris' genetic history. In the conditions you claimed Chris will die at forty, his father managed to make it into his 80s before cancer and a bad heart snuck up on him. His mother, in her seventies by now, is still very much with us. I can see Chris making it to a venerable age himself before passing onto the great spirit in the skies. AUGH YEAH
 
There will probably be an obituary for it.

Also when cwcville economy goes through a booming surplus, and Gay marriage becomes legal.
 
tobacky_vapor said:
Also when cwcville economy goes through a booming surplus, and Gary marriage becomes legal.
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It's a King/Queen thing! There are no elections! There'd be a succession crisis that culminated in a bloody civil war.

Any ways, on topic, I don't think he'll die as young as people think he will, either. It'll probably be on facebook or seen in the obituaries when he does pass away.
 
Compy will post the pics of his dismembered head.
 
tobacky_vapor said:
There will probably be an obituary for it.

Also when cwcville economy goes through a booming surplus, and Gary marriage becomes legal.
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Gary Marriage, you say?
Does this mean you can only marry someone named Gary?
Or only dudes named Gary can get married at all....to another guy named Gary? :)
 
Chris and A-log are connected by the red string thingy. When Chris dies, A-log will soon follow.
 
LordCustos3 said:
tobacky_vapor said:
There will probably be an obituary for it.

Also when cwcville economy goes through a booming surplus, and Gary marriage becomes legal.
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Gary Marriage, you say?
Does this mean you can only marry someone named Gary?
Or only dudes named Gary can get married at all....to another guy named Gary? :)
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what about girls named gary? lol
 
I think that if chris where to commit suicide, the media may catch on and use this forum/the cwicki as examples of cyber bullying and blow everything up. If it where any other way I guess a field agent would report it though part of me wonders if he were to die after barb, would his body even be found or would it rot in the hoard for a long time until theres complaints about the property? If it where before barb, it would probably be obvious. Either way ass-patter anna will post a long wall of text on FB blaming the trolls for his death (wether it was suicide or not) so we'd defiantly know.
 
14 Branchland Court will be demolished, with all the generations of accumulated useless crap inside it.
 
An obituary will be put in the paper. Someone will notice it and more evidence will be found.
 
Bodies may pass but legends never die AUGH YEAH
 
The concentrated autism will burst forth from 14 Blanchard Ct. and attempt to seek a new form. One of the field agents will have to destroy it once and for all.
 
If Barb finds him dead, well there will be an obit and I'm sure Anna will be told somehow and then we'll find out
If Barb's dead and there's no one to find him... well then it'll be a few weeks while he sits there and rots and then someone will finally make a wellness call (like Anna) and the cops will come and they'll break down the door and they'll eventually find him in that mess... hopefully. That's how the old man down the street from me was found. It was summer, his yard hadn't been mowed in months, the mail was piling up, and his car was still in the drive way. I'm told he was found in the bathtub and according to my folks, he had been taking a bath when he had a heart-attack and because of all that stuff that happens when you die in water the cops came out of there and one of them puked. Must have been bad. That'll probably happen when Chris dies alone.

BUT on the bright side. When Barb dies, Chris won't be able to afford the house anymore, or keep it clean, and he'll probably be sent to a "home" and they'll be the ones to find him.
 
Honestly, I'd like to think of it as "the scent smelt across America" if he did die.
 
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