How would an episode of Judge Judy featuring Chris Barb and Snyder go?

[Larkin N Likin]

"... the true and honest originator of Sonichu and such related merchandi-"

"Okay, we're done here. Judgement for the plaintiff to the amount of $10,000. Goodbye."

"All parties are excused, please leave, quietly."

 

[Shidoen]

 

[Larkin N Likin]

End of episode

Spoiler: Music playing in background

"She has made a most heinously wrong and discrimatory decision today."

"I'm glad to be done with this."

"He is a thieving bribing jew and I know that he payed Judy to harass and profile my person amo- among other incidents."

"They hit me with their car and drove away..."

"It's because of him and that Megan Schroeder that I've had so many stresses and bullying from the online trolls and such things."

"...twice actually."



"When you're banned from somewhere, you're banned. End of story"

 

[Xolanite]

she would close the case in 3 minutes because Chris is a tard.