how would life evolve in a infinite mcdonalds?

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lets say some guys in the future make a dimension where its a just a infinite mcdonalds and they just throw 10 million of every animal on earth into there,

how would life evolve there?

would it be a place dominated by invertebrates?
 
If the entire plane of existence is McDonald's then everything would die because there's no way to grow vegetation, attain water, or do anything to support life. And there's no way the infinite McDonald's is fully stocked & operational, it would largely be unkempt, decaying, empty stretches of restaurant.

So, life would not evolve but instead die out there.
 
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What percentage of the McDonald's have play places?
There is only one play place but beyond it is infinite play place('s) full of endless winding turns and contraptions of unknown purpose. Many go mad trying to find their way back to the mcdonalds realm but never find their way. Legends are told that great resources rest deep in the inner workings of the play place but anyone who dares to go too far in is never seen again to tell the tale. Strange rhythmic clanging and vibrations faintly emanate from far in and oddly, small biological organisms such as spiders and worms turn up around the entrance. People in the midst of night are called into the depths from time to time in search of something unseen to others.
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Healthy food would be scarce and as valuable as caviar.
Functioning icecream machines would dictate a functioning settlement.
People would wage wars using baskets of hot frieps and shape daggers out of hard and rotten patties.
All while everyone wants only one thing, the minecraft happy meal.
 
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life would not evolve
No, I can see a lot of bacteria flourishing there, nurturing itself by the infinite amount of """SUBSTANCE""" this hypothetical McDonalds has.

It would just not evolve into large mammals for example, or fish (well, maybe the bacteria can create goo where mutant crab-fish can rejoice in it), or giraffes.
 
If its infinitely large ,wouldn't everyone just get lost forever? Make some sort of limit, because infinity is too much.
 
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