How would the Farms find out if you were to die? - Or would you care if we never knew?

The only real reason for the Farms to know if a user is dead is to brand said user with a "dead" status, or close the account or something, out of respect for the dead. But then again, if one would to look up the good old threads...it'd be a graveyard in a couple of decades. This is a site that's famous for archiving and preserving, after all. I wonder if that's a thing that deserves attention on a forum like this. Then again, I'm fairly new here, so I'm probably missing a sense of community that's been here for years prior.
 
I guess I'd have to mention my KF username while getting myself killed doing something both public and autistic enough to warrant a thread in A&H. I'll keep that in mind.
 
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If I don't shit post for two months I'm dead. Or if @Rat Speaker tells you I'm dead. Even if my account is still shit posting he's right and I've cheated death to call people niggers and tell them to drink bleach.
 
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Arctic Fox said:
It'd probably just be the last visited bit. If you die suddenly and no one knows you post here they couldn't confirm. Even if they could, why would they? Some might but I don't know.
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You'd have to be some sort of prolific poster for someone to even notice that you were gone. You'd have to have also confided and be in regular contact with someone on this site. Who knows how many posters from here have died or committed suicide and never had the attention seeking behavior to bother telling people what was happening or they were doing.
 
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I'm logged in on my phone and computer. If my family use the computer/phone, they can make a post if they want and get a deceased tag next to my username...if I still mark this as a site I care about in the future.
That won't be long because the only lolcows I care about are Chris Chan and GlitchedPuppet. Once they're done, I'm leaving.
 
My friend and coworker knows I post here. If it was unexpected he would probably make an account to let my kiwi-frens know that the “puggie avatar guy” died.

If I killed myself, I wouldn’t rob y’all of the pleasure of having a good laugh at my expense... I’d post a maudlin goodbye on my profile first.
 
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J A N D E K said:
My friend and coworker knows I post here. If it was unexpected he would probably make an account to let my kiwi-frens know that the “puggie avatar guy” died.

If I killed myself, I wouldn’t rob y’all of the pleasure of having a good laugh at my expense... I’d post a maudlin goodbye on my profile first.
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Please try not to off yourself, I hate it when my people give up.
 
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My will has a provision requiring my attorneys to log on here, dox me, and post pictures of my penis in the event of my death.
 
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You'd see my posts suddenly drop off. And you'd find a headline that would link to me (due to what I've said in my profile posts): LOCAL ZOOMER DIES WHILE JERKING OFF TO HOMESTUCK TF/TG
 
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