How would the user above you get fired from his/her job?

[Mr. Fister]

janator finds the secretary pegging him in the janator's closet

 

[Captain_Asshole]

Caught fisting himself on the job. And nobody complimented his flexibility to be able to do so, damn it.

 

[Pina Colada]

Shrinking the font size on all computer files.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Bullying the short guy at work

 

[glass_houses]

Terrorising the office chicks by trooning out and trying to be 'one of the girls'

 

[TFT-A9]

Snapping and beating someone nearly to death after they yelled in his ear

 

[AMHOLIO]

Showing people his fursona without consent.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Staging a terrorist kidnapping then (poorly) playing the lone hero in an attempt to impress the higher-ups.

China World Buffet

 

[Wraith]

Start a rumor he's the biggest pirate of little Philippino boy booty on the low seas.

 

[Foltest]

Leaking nudes of his manger having a gangbang with 25 midgets on the Christmas party.

 

[glass_houses]

Trying to sell the crown jewels to a dodgy pawn shop.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

They found a high concentration of his DNA in the office water cooler.

 

[lurk_moar]

For using company time to scam people online.

 

[glass_houses]

Harassing small animals.

 

[Meat Target]

Buying cocaine for Doctor Roxo with embezzled company funds

 

[Rozzy]

Downloading anime onto the office computer.

 

[jimsterlingspronoun]

finds out they are in fact not 0.00005% red indian