How would you fake your own attempted assassination?

[Named User]

I would order a ten-piece McDonalds chicken McNuggets then cough like there was a piece of glass in one of the boot-shaped nuggets then get a refund.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Jesus said to love everyone so if somebody wants to assassinate me it would be hateful and rude to deny them their free will to assassinate me.

God has a plan for all of his children and if I defy God by failing my own assassination I would be defying God.

I haven't read the Bill of Rights but I'm pretty sure it's every American's right to assassinate anyone they want because tyranny and stuff. So not only would I be defying God but I would be unamerican and a communist.

 

[SentinentCloud]

it would involve a katana battle

 

[Sean Shemmy]

Just stop posting and hope anyone notices I'm not here.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Pushed into a volcano