How would you kill the above poster?

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Autumnal Equinox said:
Got nothing against you, but if I had to choose a method.... probably making you listen to Richard Harris's cover of MacArthur Park on loop while chained to a bed until starvation/dehydration finishes you off.
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Burn to death in a wicker man

Sexy Peach Emoji said:
Remove CO detectors from your residence and flood it with CO at night.
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Beat with cosh that looks like an aubergine emoji
 
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Lock you in a room and badger you with my tirade about how Tail Spin was the superior early 90s Disney cartoon, until you killed yourself out of despair.
 
Exploding like a space warship from an anime from being too fat. The surface of the ship starts to bubble outward, shafts of light begin breaking through, then a huge explosion would occur and hundreds of thousands of tons of spaghetti sauce would fly across the cosmos. How would I accomplish this? Pop rocks and soda.
 
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Wraith said:
Exploding like a space warship from an anime from being too fat. The surface of the ship starts to bubble outward, shafts of light begin breaking through, then a huge explosion would occur and hundreds of thousands of tons of spaghetti sauce would fly across the cosmos. How would I accomplish this? Pop rocks and soda.
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First, tie him up, crack his head in and prop his half-conscious body on a Asian Kung-Fu Generation concert and enjoy the show. Then let him slowly die at the concert.
 
A nice juicy steak loaded up with theobromine. Lots of it.
 
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