How would you kill the above poster?

[Randall Fragg]

I'd make him MM (Maim Master) a game of FATAL

Make him play a game of FATAL.
EDIT: Damn, ninja'd
(Also, does anyone want to play a lolcow themed Call of Cthulhu game?)

 

[AnOminous]

Make him play a game of FATAL.
EDIT: Damn, ninja'd
(Also, does anyone want to play a lolcow themed Call of Cthulhu game?)

LOL of Cowthulhu?

 

[Randall Fragg]

LOL of Cowthulhu?

Yes. PM Me if you're interested.
The plot is that you're FBI investigators looking into a bizarre case in Kentucky. A 7-11 has been robbed. That's not the weird part. The weird part is that the robbers only took the 7-11's food. The cash is completely untouched. The cashier is dead, of unknown causes. The other worker that was there during the shift is missing.
Figure out just what the hell happened.
Don't play if you're squeamish.

 

[Squealer]

Eat his brain

 

[Squealer]

And kill his grandfather, than he will never be born. Edit looks like I killed myself too. Fuck

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

And kill his grandfather, than he will never be born

anti-anime spray

 

[Space_Dandy]

anti-anime spray

Run you over with a forklift.

 

[Bugaboo]

One punch square in the nose

 

[Strelok]

Gotta go with the old classics.

Toaster in the bathtub.

 

[Abethedemon]

crucify him

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

Don't need to.

 

[Hyperion]

 

[Arkangel]

I'd throw him into the Colombia River.

 

[Hyperion]

I'd throw him into the Colombia River.

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

I will kill you with intense suction.

 

[Apocalypso]

Forcing him to listen to Rebecca Black 24-7.

 

[Abethedemon]

Push him down a bottomless pit

 

[Apocalypso]

Send a mob with flaming torches to chase him to a windmill and burn him to death.

 

[Bugaboo]

I will kill you with intense suction.

TRIGGERED

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

I killed you with collateral damage.