How would you kill the above poster?

[grilledcheesesandwich]

tell me ur darkest secrets

 

[wheat pasta]

I'd lynch you, nigger

 

[WireSponge]

I would behead them, preferably with a moon sickle, but only after paralyzing them and letting them almost bleed out with a variety of throwing stars.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

I would beat you to death for being a dirty LIEbral hippie.

 

[WireSponge]

I would suicide bomb your ass. I don't want to live on a world that can create you. I man, I look at you and I'm like, ew, Earth officially sucks. I need to be in the afterlife with allah, like, right now.

 

[Positron]

I'll lock Philip DeLici in the same room as you. It's the prepayment of your 72 virgins.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Car battery and jumper cables.
Not for any particular reason, mind, I've just always wondered if that actually works.

 

[Bugaboo]

Send you back to the ice age where you'd either freeze or get got by a mammoth
Except that plan may backfire if you meet a hot cave man/woman and start a cave family

 

[WireSponge]

I would stab you to death with a sharpened birthday party hat.

 

[millais]

I would stab you to death with a sharpened birthday party hat.

I would drown you in a vat of pig's blood.

 

[Pocoyo]

Shoot you with a pistol.

 

[WireSponge]

I would fix you alive.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Beheading.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Hit you with a silver spoon.

 

[Overchek]

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

To the guillotine with ye!

 

[Hyperion]

 

[SpessCaptain]

Killing him and then using his blood to stop corruption.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

remove Huffing Petrol rations.

 

[TL 611]

raped to death by dickgirls