How would you kill the above poster?

Direct a super-compressed actual star into his/her/its shining "cuntress" or other available orifice while forcing them to watch jordessica porn, thereby vaporising them from the inside out
 
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make you eat countless puffed up puffer fish.
 
Have you OD on antidepressants to keep you from getting worried.
 
Force feeding you a pokeball and lodging it in your throat.
 
Since he's immortal, I'd have to appeal to Thanos to lift the curse of immortality on him. And then after that it'd still be difficult to kill him with that health regen ability. I think I'd have to completely vaporize him to get it done, not leaving one cell behind.
 
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Bury you up to your neck in front of a village, tell the villagers you are a thief, so they end up stoning you to death and lighting your head on fire.
 
Fulfill your fantasy of becoming a real-life Mr. Fantastic by stretching you out on a rack, and then having you pulled apart by 4 horses.
 
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Poking you to death with.... i dunno, like, a knife.




(shit, that's basically stabbing and isn't inventive at all *sigh*......)
 
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By making you sit through replay after replay of every terrible thing you've done and deeply regret until you go mad, kill me for making you sit through such awful memories, then kill yourself to forget for good.
 
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Inviting you to my house when it's literally frozen in a block of ice and jot letting you touch the thermostat
 
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