How would you kill the above poster?

[Curt Sibling]

Chained to a (pink) V2 missile and fired into a volcano.

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

Getting johny caged in the balls so hard he explodes

 

[ASoulMan]

Rate him autistic

 

[Curt Sibling]

Rape him autistic.

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

call him autistic

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Gut him with a sharpened sledgehammer

 

[Motherboard]

30,000 killer bees.

 

[Curt Sibling]

50,000 killer squid kids.

 

[SP 199]

Infinite loop of the CWC Sex Tape

 

[Motherboard]

Seven tentacles straight up the ass.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Drowning in ink and porn.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Forced to eat a raw tumour!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Force you to listen to my rendition of The Sound of Music. You'll kill yourself, it's clean. No evidence.

 

[Motherboard]

Excessive amounts of fire.

 

[David Chuggins]

Put a gummy worm in an icicle and stab them with it. When the police find their body, it'll look like a gummy worm popped out of them.

 

[Pocoyo]

Throw a wasps nest at them

 

[Curt Sibling]

Water balloon, filled with ebola-infested urine.

 

[Motherboard]

Aggressively tap dancing on your ribcage.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Aggressively tap dancing on your ribcage.

Flayed alive, dipped in a tub of salt, with either lye or a sulfuric acid solution mixed into it, since salt tends to make chemical reactions in that regard a bit... stronger.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Eaten by Trump's rabid wig.