How would you kill the above poster?

[Motherboard]

Smothering you with Chris' dirty, crapped briefs.

 

[Putato]

With poisoned fried octopus balls. I'm a sucker for comedic irony.

 

[Motherboard]

300,000 bees.

 

[Curt Sibling]

1 Nicolas Cage.

 

[Motherboard]

Forcing you to watch every Adam Sandler movie to have ever existed.

 

[GS 281]

Piano on head from 10 story building

 

[Motherboard]

Dickgirl with AIDS. (But is it worth it?)

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

Off-brand Eldritch-be-gone. I'm on a budget. Can't afford the good stuff.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Feed him to my pet Rust Monster

 

[GS 281]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

1. Be me
2. Build time machine
3. Kidnap you (salil sawarim nasheed ul-lubah)
4. Buy you ticket go back to Sept. 11 2001.
5. "What a beautiful view from the top of the World tr-"

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

Aids

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Welds visor slit shut, uses him as a chamber pot.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Various rusty forks.

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

A well used and curiously shaped spoon that slightly reeks of the backroom at a dubious butcher's shop.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Dozens of peasants with tin-openers.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Legion of rioting otaku. It'll look like an accident.

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

Rolling boulder

 

[Pina Colada]

The Monty Python foot.

 

[c-no]

With the assault rifle I pull out of my ass when fighting.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Sabotage your gasmask and then unleash ebola farts.