How would you kill the above poster?

[Book Thief]

Drown him in a drum filled with soy milk.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Anti-ghost proton beam.

 

[TANK JESUS]

I'd larp Seung-Hui Cho

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Nail him to a cross and then run a tank over him

 

[User names must be unique]

Just weight wait.

 

[Orion Balls]

No one will know, not even you, and especially not the coroner.

 

[Baseton Repillé]

 

[Officer Eradicate]

with a suicide bomb vest

 

[Curt Sibling]

Massive dosage of LSD onstage.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Chainsaw to the dick.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

With a crysknife and minimal to no blood loss.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Boil him alive

 

[Curt Sibling]

Mass tapeworm takeover.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

BBW leg drop.

 

[Crankenstein]

Revoke all cocaine privileges

 

[Ciscoipphone]

"suicide"

 

[Wraith]

Make you solve a Rubix Cube with all the panels inscribed with typical female answers to their bad behavior.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Light his tail on fire

 

[Wraith]

I'd marry you. We'd make each other happy for 100+ years with barely any affect of aging affecting us. I pass away from sheer exhaustion completing all that God has for me to do in this world, and you with elegance and grace pass away five minutes later at my bedside, wanting to follow me into infinity.

Spoiler

What- the hell, Wraith? I must still be in a mood.

 

[The handsome tard]

By the dark powers of boredom, I command this thread to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!!


A hyperion branded "cutscene death" bullet to the nogging, what else the best way to do someone in ?