How Would You Kill The Avatar Above You

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Give the wolf grapes.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

I’ve found my dinner

 

[Pagan Min]

Two-step process:
1) sledgehammer to the face;
2) repeat step 1

Continue the process until Pelosi is a paste...

 

[Axiom.]

Telling you, your jacket is hideous, and you kill yourself out of embarrassment.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

Squirt gun filled with bone hurting juice

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

That stuff they use to dissolve cartoons in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

I'm gonna push you right into that cauldron of pink goo

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I'll melt you into the world's largest grilled cheese. then eat it

 

[Hamstirer]

Unplug the computer

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I would call @Cats

 

[Venial Sneeds]

I feel like if you yank that lock of hair hard enough it's fatal, like how they tell kids bopping a rabbit on the nose kills it.

 

[Ass to Ass]

12 gauge shotgun. Just like Old Yeller, except it looks like I'll have to get the shotgun and shells blessed by a priest first.

 

[WhitePepperIceCream]

Step 1: Tampering with your ammo
Step 2: Kaboom!

 

[Mac Monster]

I'd be happy to lick you to death.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

I wouldn't, she's too nice.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I'd stab you repeatedly with a butter knife

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I wouldn't, I'd let the smoking do it for him. Thanks Rob Reiner!

 

[NaggotFigger]

zap zap go ayabababayayyyyy

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I'll kill you in a sec, just gotta charge up, first.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Iocane powder mixed into wine. We'll play a game of wits.