How Would You Kill The Avatar Above You

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

Infinity """"Gastarbeiter""""

 

[Dr Cruel]

 

[Ventrue]

Challenge him to a game of chess and purposefully misquote Shakespeare to the point that it drives him to suicide.

"What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the west."
"To be, or not to be—that is the answer."
"Is this a dagger which I see before you, The handle toward your hand? Come, let me clutch thee: I have thee not, and yet I see thee still not dead."

 

[Pagan Min]

Death by snoo-snoo! Oh wait, that'd be MY death... aw, hell, I'd gladly drift off to oblivion thinking I took her with me...

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

Extremely virulent strain of Monkey pox

 

[IMayUseSpaces]

With one punch.

 

[umseriously]

Take them to the male hate thread at 3am blindfolded.

 

[Ytsuken]

Eat.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

Remove the hat hoping you crumble to a pile of clothes like Star Wars

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

hide explosives in the walls and detonate it at the right time

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

Castration

 

[The Last Stand]

Splash some blue ink on you.

 

[Forever A Loner]

drive a pickax through your skull

 

[Scream Aim Fire]

Most likely by using a firearm. Simple, no need to drag it out; not a fan of excessive cruelty, unless the suspect deserves it.

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

The blood of heroes is closer to the Lord than the ink of scholars and the prayers of the pious.

 

[Ytsuken]

Knock him over.
I assume the metal is too heavy for him to get back up.

 

[Core Theorist]

Chop his head off

 

[NaggotFigger]

C-H-A-R.

 

[Apteryx Retardi]

Birb flu, all of them.

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

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