How Would You Kill The Avatar Above You

[Lovely Kin]

Whisper into his ear "You don't love the USA enough" and give him an aneurysm by that outrageous suggestion

 

[Wilson The Ball]

There's only one way to go for your kind.

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

Getting lost at sea after being separated from the raft during a storm.

 

[Lovely Kin]

Break vodka glass, smash it into her face.

 

[Positron]

Imprison him for decades, then free him and concoct a freak scenario that makes him fuck his own sister. Watch him commit suicide.

 

[Meat Target]

Hire a female assassin so he doesn't get his 72 virgins.

 

[FattyMcFatterson]

 

[Marc]

Harpoon through the donut hole to distract him while I drop the excavator bucket I slyly maneuvered into a position above him within his kitchen without him, his family, or their pets or corn cob curtains noticing. Should that not work: Dunk him in coffee.

 

[Meat Target]

A rubber mallet to the face.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Only one of us will live to tell the tale...

 

[NaggotFigger]

Todd, 16 times the detail! Quadrillion times the bugs! Game is fucking dead.

 

[ModerateRock]

Sodomy, then beheading.

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

Fucker you're already dead.

Thankfully, I as necromancer am ready to revive your rotting carcass and fulfill your wish of beheading.

 

[Core Theorist]

All-range attack with artillery fire from every direction.

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

old-fashioned spear charge

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

Malaria transmitted through the bite of infected mosquito.

 

[Lovely Kin]

Salem Witch Trial hanging.

 

[BIONICLE 10127 1]

Lock the bathroom door and cut off the running water until he dies of dehydration.

 

[Ventrue]

Push it off the table and toss the pieces in a box.

 

[Mac Monster]

Open the curtains and watch her burn away.