How would you molest the user above you

[Ol' Puss]

Lure you in an alley with a Super Ghouls and Ghosts SNES cartridge, then I'd do things to you with said cartridge.

 

[Zorceror44]

I'd grab the pussy that grabs pussy by hiring someone with a pussy to lure the pussy so I can molest the pussy. Pussy.

 

[Postal Dude]

I'd go Postal all over that ass.

 

[polonium]

Unexpected fingerblast

 

[Pina Colada]

I'd keep your nuts warm during hibernation.

 

[doubledigitgendergap]

Id cry more than you

 

[Apocalypso]

Shove a broom right up your ass.