Lovequest How would you react if Chris got a real girlfriend?

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How would you react if Chris was actually able to find a girl who loves him for who he is and not because she's trolling him or getting paid to love him?
 
You probably should have posted this in the Random Thoughts & Questions thread instead of making a new one for a question that has been asked 1000x before already.

I'm sure he might get some china if he was willing to lower his standards a wee bit and find some lonely, obese landwhale that needs some duck every once in a while, even if it is bent and weird looking. :lol:
 
Would she be hot? If so I'd steal his girlfriend from him right under his nose. Then when he got mad, I'd explain how he did this to liquid Chris and to Lars. I'd video tape all his reactions and share them with you guys. I'd wait long enough that she wouldn't go back to Christian and then I'd dump her.

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You probably should have posted this in the Random Thoughts & Questions thread instead of making a new one for a question that has been asked 1000x before already.

I'm sure he might get some china if he was willing to lower his standards a wee bit and find some lonely, obese landwhale that needs some duck every once in a while, even if it is bent and weird looking. :lol:
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Yea dude, he could totally find an obese redneck chick who just wants to control and baby her boyfriend. There are totally girls out there who just want to treat their husband like their child and control every aspect in their lives. It usually doesn't end up well, cuz most men stick up for themselves eventually, but with Christian you never know. Only problem is the girl has to be really desperate and vulnerable. He is really autistic after all. Almost no one wants that. I know we say he has other problems that make him unattractive to women despite this, but autism really is a dealbreaker for most women. Especially when it's obvious the autism has control over you more than you have control over it, as with Christian.
 
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  1. Is called Jacob (a real name, I'm guessing) and Sonic (mascot for the autistic)
  2. First thread.
  3. Asking a question that has been answered a million times.
  4. In the main forum no less.
It's sad I can't tell between the trolls and the weens anymore. Happy posting before the lock.
 
Should Christian find a true and honest girl that loves him and he can love in return. Then and only then will the curse be finally broken and we finally be free to pursue our other interests. He will regain his true form and no longer be a drooling pantshitting autistic beast but a fine and noble prince. We will no longer be avatars, but we will all be released to live normal lives like normal people our curse will end as well.

Please if you know of a way to do this. Find this Belle for our Autistic beast and free us of our Autistic Curse!

We all beg of you!
 
I'll be horrified at the idea that he's fiddling with another human all day errday.
 
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