How would you react to getting a KF thread? - A survival guide for sneeds, troons, and fat women everywhere

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So let's face it, if you're here on the Kiwifarms, you're probably either an autistic male here to say the n-word and talk about Chris-chan, a basic, catty woman here to make fun of fat women so you can feel better about yourself, a fat chick hoping to become Null's latest feeder love interest, or a paranoid troon who heard about the farms on Twitter and came here terrified that we're talking about you.

We've all had the thought, either fleetingly or obsessively about how we would react if we were the subject of a KF thread. So how do you think you would react, and how do you think others should react?
  • Should they ignore it?
  • Should they be a good sport and take it on the chin?
  • Should they join in the discussion?
  • Or should they just 41%?

Personally I think it probably boils down to the specific reasons for why that person has a thread, if they're just a clueless autist, like the Chris-chan of the early days, it's probably best for them to ignore the thread and never mention it publicly, lest they provide both kiwis and trolls alike with more content that they don't want out there. If they're one of the death fats, just put down the gravy and check yourself into a facility that will starve you, but not let you die, nuff said. If they're a reprobate like Jonathan Yaniv, well do I even need to say it?

And it's not like Kiwi's can be unreasonable or unduly cruel when engaging with lolcows (.....okay, some are a bit overly cruel ngl) but lest we forget the wholesome example of Elizabeth Waite, who after they killed themselves, their spouse reached out and asked the Kiwi's to back off, Kiwi's were amicable and obliged, and even donated towards Waite's cremation fund.

A personal practice and I think useful philosophy I've been using the past while is whenever I get angry, or indignant about something and want to post a rant about it, or I want to do something stupid and post it just cause I can, I stop and ask myself "Is chimping out over this thing something that would be post worthy on kiwifarms, and would it really be worth it?" I find it's a good way to abstain from being a complete retard. Being a partial retard unfortunately tho is incurable, so if that's you then I don't know what to tell you.

However should you ever be worried about saying or doing something publicly that turns you into a topic of discussion, and are worried about too much of your info making it out there online feel free to check out this thread which contains some software recommendations and tips for keeping yourself anonymous online.
 
I believe the proper protocol is to REEEEEEEEE, threaten the people here, and Null, then post incoherent or nasty thing here, then either learn to live with it, or keep coming back and going REEEEEEE on occasion.

Well, if it's MY thread, I'm going to post pictures of my cats. My thread, my cats.
Well? We're waiting.
 
This is an easily avoidable situation. I'm not interested in being an Internet personality and the only person I sperg out to are my family. I just like laughing at retards on the internet. And if I was ever doxxed? Who cares. But if the day ever came that my life got "ruined" by Internet autists, I'd just shut the computer off and go chop wood.
 
I'd maybe issue a correction or two so long as the claims I'm addressing aren't self-evidently untrue, and keep my mouth shut and stick to my hobbies. I'd probably read the thread, and take into account whatever criticism towards me is fair. I would continue to post on the forums, but not on my own thread.
 
If I had somehow gotten a thread my first act would be to just read it over and see why I managed it. Chances are I probably went too hog wild with some super autism or some such. Then probably just continue on, if I'm happy some randos watching me shouldn't be that big of a deal.

Well, if it's MY thread, I'm going to post pictures of my cats. My thread, my cats.
Also this might as well keep the thread bumped and I think they're cute as a button.
 
I literally joined KF to post instead of lurk after I read myself mentioned in a thread. I joined so that i could address criticism and accept the humbling. Thats what I figured would be the best way to deal with feeling like i was annoying instead of entertaining. If i joined the site after being mentioned in someone elses thread, i guess the next level would be to give Null some silver. So i guess "become true & honest fan" would be the real answer.

My real fear is not being on Kiwi Farms as someone with a thread, or the subject matter of a thread, but being a lolcow.
The amount of self-delusion and insanity required to become a lolcow is horrifying.
You can fuck up and not be a lolcow, just a moron every once in a while who is careless or foolish. Ok people post comments, downvote your content, or you get tweeted about. Sucks but time passes, and people dont really care after an amount of time.

But, imagine living life thinking youre normal and at the same time, hundreds of people are reading thousands of pages of a thread dedicated to just how fucking stupid and ignorant you are.

Horrifying. Lets not do it, and say we didn't.
 
Be a good sport and take it on the chin. If you're just someone who has degenerate porn tastes or crippling autism and you were in your edgy teens/early 20s I think all can be forgiven. Besides if you take it on the chit that's usually a good that you're not mad at the internet.
 
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