How would you react to getting a KF thread? - A survival guide for sneeds, troons, and fat women everywhere

I'd help the thread tbh. Fuck it, I'll owe up to my failures.
 
Why would I get a thread? I'm not a public figure, I don't have a lot of followers, so even if I do sperg out, it's not like anyone will notice it.
And if I still get a thread, I'd probably lurk it to see what has already been found out about me, and lay low until the interest dies. Then delete fucking everything and start anew.
 
I would have to take a hard look at myself and my life to figure out why I’m a cow, people generally don’t end up here because they’re doing well.
 
Get drunk, do a bunch of cocaine, then film myself ranting incoherently waving guns around. Definitely the best course of action.

In all seriousness, probably just stop posting.
 
Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if I got a thread. I’ll just take any money I made from being a lolcow and go home.
 
I would pretend it doesn't exist and keep doing what I'm doing, but I would take the occasional advice from the thread, especially complaints that thread is getting boring.
 
I have no online presence beyond KF, so I'd crank the autism up too 11 and become like that one autistic from steam news who got into a sped fight in his thread for 50 pages (Neru I think was his name). I just love sowing seeds of chaos.
 
Lol. I have a thread on here and here’s how I reacted.
I was in school when I paranoidly googled myself and found myself plastered all over the internet. I was in shock, had a panic attack and completely broke down. I was so angry I hadn’t wiped myself off the internet sooner and realised something like this would have inevitably happened.

I was impulsive and extremely anxious, and jumped to lots of conclusions, eventually resulting in me threatening to sue Null out of panic.

Eventually, I calmed down a bit and decided to use my thread as a reminder of why I should never post my personal information online again.

Here’s my advice to other cows :

- don’t email Null as soon as your thread goes up
- don’t answer messages from your thread writer or anyone super intrigued in your story
- delete everything, or you’ll be documented forever
- try to use your thread to understand why you were picked on and what you can do to change positively & learn in the future
- don’t get an account on here using your real name. I’m retarded. Don’t be like me.
 
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Wonder about the sanity of the site to make a thread based on a blatant troll/shit posting account where 99% of the posts are tongue-in-cheek or to laugh at the reactions to said posts.

After a few days I would delete my account, throw my computer in the bin and become a luddite.
 
My first thought would be: "How the hell? I use throwaway e-mail and have nothing linked to the few real world personal accounts I have."

Then I'd probably just shitpost and make friends in my own thread because nothing could really be traced back to me. It'd die out pretty quickly.
 
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I'm both boring, and Canadian - the thread would probably die in less than 20 posts. If it didn't, I dunno, would probably just shitpost there.
 
Honestly, I've always wanted the whole world to just stop and listen to me talk about the fucking kikes. I would probably just join the thread and deny the holocaust until I trip and stab myself 46 times in the neck, face and balls while shaving.
 
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