How would you shoot up a school?

[odius]

Considering recent events, it appears that the Kiwi community's high score is, quite frankly, pathetic. This is purely hypothetical of course, but in the event that another one of "us" decides to take part in that grand American tradition, let's hope that they can at least get a decent enough score for media outlets to call us an internet hate group or something.

Anyhow, what would you do if you were going for the high score in a school shooting self defense situation and had access to any common firearm? 13 as it stands in high schools, 15 counting shooters and 59 for overall. I think it would be pretty simple to get into one classroom which will have usually 20+ people and simply keep firing from the doorway with a semi-auto rifle/shotgun, with maybe a backup pistol to take care of anyone trying to rush you while you're reloading. After that all the classroom doors will prob be locked and the cops will have shown up, so you could an hero or try for a cop killer bonus.

 

[Sparky Lurker]

Shooting is for fags, explosions is really where the real shit happens.

 

[The Fool]

can't fool me NBA, I know you're monitoring this thread to see if I'm gonna buy a crock-pot

 

[Positron]

Why shoot up a school when you can flood it with tranny propaganda and let the kids ruin their own lives?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

When I shoot up a school no one but me is leaving alive, trust me on that. Also I'd shoot up a special school because killing retards is funnier.

 

[The Fool]

When I shoot up a school no one is leaving alive, trust me on that. Also I'd shoot up a special school because killing retards is funnier.

check out this a-log. Don't you know it's funnier to watch reatards grow up into school shooters themselves?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

check out this a-log. Don't you know it's funnier to watch reatards grow up into school shooters themselves?

The media response would be way better though which is pretty much the point.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

wow a school shooter thread. So original. Like we haven't beat the subject to death the past two days.

 

[AF 802]

School shootings are for normies.

Running vans into crowds is for real men.

 

[Tranhuviya]

With a big-ass needle.

 

[Dooly Tilly]

What percentage of these shootings are fake?

 

[Lopt]

I wouldn't

 

[Dooly Tilly]

Sandy hook is a good fake school shooting to investigate, look on YouTube for evidence.

 

[Inklings]

Fail at attempting to shoot up a furry convention

 

[José Mourinho]

How about shooting a school of fish, that would be a good start, OP.