Id imagine the best way would be to donate to his gay little website.
This shit takes a lot of his time and energy to deal with and money can help alleviate a lot of those issues I'd reckon.
Or we go on a Christmas adventure to stop Santa from transitioning because Mrs. Clause is pregnant getting all the attention, we'll have to show Santa that magic of fatherhood, what it means to be a man, and how he has not only one child, but millions that he has to look out for all across the globe