How would you suggest to make a fake thatched roof?

OrionBalls

Those bones sure look dense.
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It's for trunk or treat. I've figured out the chicken legs, the stove, and the skull fence. But I can't come up with any way to make a roof that isn't just measuring the proper amount of cardboard, and buying a bale of straw and pulling it apart, and gluing it in place.
 
Well, it depends on how many kids you want to kidnap
Only the bad ones who can't pick all of the grain from the ashes before I get home from a busy day of kidnapping princesses and braiding the hair of peasants in their sleep.
Buy fake thatch and put it on top of your house. Boom! Fake thatch roof.
Damn. That is a great idea that is apparently really expensive. I need money for candy, too, y'know.
 
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