How Would You Want to Die? - KYS

[bearycool]

You can just say it.

Oh honey no, I'm dying on a daddy cock. I will not allow the straight to taint me in anyway.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

I'm dying on a daddy cock

Like poor puppies on Sephius cocks?

Spoiler

 

[BerriesArnold]

As people have already said, in my sleep, hopefully at a young age.

Not everyone wants to live to be super old or care enough to procreate. But knowing my luck, I'll probably be one of those "lucky" assholes to live to be 100 and die a very painful heart attack.

 

[QU 734]

Aneurysm followed by spontaneous combustion at 146 while balls deep in my 25 year old trophy wife.

 

[Red Hood]

Literally murdered by that damn Kiwi farms after trooning out

 

[Draza]

In a big bang.

 

[Kirito]

I already know how I'm going to die. I'm going to be killed by a ghost in a hall of mirrors.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

Strange that noone wish to die in furnace or from gas. I know y'all are jews.

 

[Dial M for Misgender]

In battle against the enemies of Israel.

 

[Indrid Cold]

Forgetting the safe-word during a poorly planned sex-stunt or a shitload of pills like the rest of my fallen tranny sisters.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Whatever it is, I hope I'll die peacefully in my sleep like my Grampa and not screaming like a ninny like my uncle who sat in the passenger seat next to him.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Mysterious disease that nobody can explain.

In turn, it gets named after me.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Intrinsic Field Subtractor.

Unless you know how to reassemble yourself and have the patience to do so, it wouldn't work.


For me, eh, not knowing would probably be best, then you wouldn't know any better. Or in a blaze of glory that you yourself instigated.

The worst would be knowing you're about to, wondering/freaking out just before.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Unless you know how to reassemble yourself and have the patience to do so, it wouldn't work.

Well, at least nobody will be bothered with a body. A win-win situation.

 

[Belmont]

Poached for my ivory and turned into billiard balls and piano keys.

 

[A Useless Fish]

This is how I am gonna die, with the added bonus of taking everyone with me!

 

[Piss Clam]

The winter time. Half-gallon of whiskey, and just in my boxer shorts sitting in a forest against an oak.

I'll hit hypothermia, but the alcohol will curb the effects and there I go.

 

[FeverGlitch]

Death by Snu-Snu.
nuff said

 

[princess13456789]

North Korea Missle while playing fortnite lol.

 

[RG 448]

Smothered by titties