How would you want your cat to be pimped?

[Gorgar]

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[Mariposa Electrique]

Like the lady she is. No fatties.

 

[Aquinas]

YOU MOTHER FUCKER, WHERE IS THE GOD DAMN KIWILOCKE

 

[Stan]

Am I pimping the cat like I’m pimping my ride, or pimping the cat to Nick Fuentes? Cause he needs to stay the fuck away from my cat unless he’s willing to pay up this time.

 

[lemonsensei]

Only if they’re wearing their signature programming socks and LED gamer headset.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Give it a cheeze burger and a text to speech machine so it can say "I can has cheeze burger?"

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

i just want them to have no health issues

 

[Aunt Carol]

I like to pick up my cat and kiss his forehead, so I assume that's the experience that people are hypothetically going to pay for.

I guess make sure he gets time to freshen up between dates, and have a local tough hanging around to make sure the johns set him down when he's tired of being held.