How wrinkly are your testicles?

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Guys it’s about time I have to dox myself because I don’t think I can make judgement about this myself. It will be relieving when I can finally post about my issues shaving in the morning though.
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Rate em’ how wrinkly is this?
 
Do wrinkles affect performance or something? Do they go away whenever they puff up like a frog's vocal sac?
 
Kari Kamiya said:
Do wrinkles affect performance or something?
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It allows the tissue to expand and contract, usually in response to temperature. It works in concert with the cremaster muscle to bring the testicles closer to the body to keep them warm.
 
Kari Kamiya said:
Do wrinkles affect performance or something? Do they go away whenever they puff up like a frog's vocal sac?
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It works just like a brain. The more wrinkles, smarter your balls are. Unfortunately there's little application for testicle intelligence, so it's mostly a matter of bragging rights and for courting mates.
 
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