How you gonna explain fucking a man?

[Penis Drager]

Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touching ya hand.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Simple. Refer to him as a bitch or a hole.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

What if you thought I was cute though?

 

[Penis Drager]

What if you thought I was cute though?

I don't fuck with a nigga who thinks he a broad.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Step 1: Dont fuck a man.

 

[Book Thief]

Don't worry, it's not gay if the balls didn't touch.

 

[Vingle]

Just say you're using him as a replacement for pussy, while you’re watching straight porn. Because you can not indeed coom from the sight of a man.

 

[BlueSpark]

Only know how to be one way: that's the dog

 

[DumbDude42]

empty out, reload, and throw more slugs

 

[Kamikaze]

Inb4 someone invokes Roman and Greek degenerates to "prove" that fucking another man in the ass is the more hetero than fucking a girl.

 

[Bongocat]

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Never explain.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

What happens in Thailand stays in Thailand

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Do it with a brother or father or uncle, then you won't have to explain fucking a man, because everyone will be fixated on the incest instead.

 

[Rosemary]

Do it with a brother or father or uncle, then you won't have to explain fucking a man, because everyone will be fixated on the incest instead.

How you gonna explain fucking your dad?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

How you gonna explain fucking your dad?

Uhh.. repaying him the investment he made to create you.