Lolcow hozupindahows00s / Paul Patterson - Amy Rose Fanbrat

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Meet Paul Patterson, otherwise known as hozupindahows00s on YouTube and DeviantArt. A 21-year-old man who ships Sonic the Hedgehog and Amy Rose to the bottom of his heart. He also likes the latter...a little too much. To the point where he made a journal bitching about her haters:

http://hozupindahows00s.deviantart.com/journal/People-should-stop-hating-Amy-Rose-637356124

He also has a hatred for Sally Acorn from Sonic Satam:

http://prnt.sc/d8kkuu (Sorry, I couldn't find a way to upload a file to here from my computer)

Also an "artist":

http://hozupindahows00s.deviantart.com/art/The-Greatest-drawing-since-Da-Vinci-642306323

http://hozupindahows00s.deviantart.com/art/Another-Masterpiece-of-Paul-642378477

As a bonus, he is another person with a burning hatred for Encyclopedia Dramatica all because someone wrote an article there about an artist he likes named GothNebula. Here's one of the evidences of this:

http://hozupindahows00s.deviantart.com/journal/Fuck-Encyclopedia-Dramatica-637764048

EDIT (11/17/16): Oops, I forgot to put the accounts he has:

DeviantArt: http://hozupindahows00s.deviantart.com/
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/hozupindahows00s/
GTA Forums (I think you need an account in order to see his profile): http://gtaforums.com/user/1064613-hozupindahows00s/
http://hozupindahows00s.deviantart.com/

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

Looks like that typical nerdy guy you see on 80s TV shows

 

[Puck of the luck]

I can't tell if its satire or not, but he calls his bad drawings he has in his galleries "Masterpieces". The artists criticizing him on his photos makes it even better. I'm curious as to what caused his Sally Acorn trauma.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Is he unironically wearing fucking rainbow suspenders?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I can't tell if its satire or not, but he calls his bad drawings he has in his galleries "Masterpieces". The artists criticizing him on his photos makes it even better. I'm curious as to what caused his Sally Acorn trauma.

He probably dislikes the Sally character because it contradicts his OTP

 

[Ol' Slag]

He looks like Larry King without the money or fame.

 

[InLivingTuna]

I feel like this guy might be a troll, but I have one major problem with that idea.

https://archive.is/E6yrS
His YouTube likes, full of fart fetish, piss fetish, and general sonicfaggotry videos. Interestingly, this page had been archived two weeks before I went to do so. If Paul really is a troll then he's a bad one, because he's either liking a bunch of gross fetish stuff to make himself look stupid or he's forgetting to log out of his troll account when searching for porn, both scenarios which would make him a stupid ween.

His deviantart favorites also reveal what I can only describe as an ass burning fetish:

I'll leave this up to the Kiwi high court to decide. As a bonus, here's some autist ranting about him on YouTube.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Yeah I'm not convinced this guy is legit.

One of his Deviantart journals is complaining about people not standing up for him when he got his fee fees hurt yet ragging on a guy who got a barbell dropped on his foot and not "walking it off like a man".

It's really coming off like a bit of a tryhard. But this warrants closer inspection.

 

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UPDATE: ...So apparently, it turns out that two of his icons are actually images he took from Google.

...yeah, I'm kinda starting to regret making this thread. However, his behavior is still questionable. One side of me feels like he's just a tryhard ween and the other is well, a potential lolcow in the Sonic community.

Another thing, does his first name and Amy Rose obsession remind you of a certain someone?

 

[Joy-Sama]

UPDATE: ...So apparently, it turns out that two of his icons are actually images he took from Google.

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...yeah, I'm kinda starting to regret making this thread. However, his behavior is still questionable. One side of me feels like he's just a tryhard fool and the other is well, a potential lolcow in the Sonic community.

Another thing, does his first name and Amy Rose obsession remind you of a certain someone?

Oh, you mean Paulandamy? Seems legit since he's retarded enough to do something like this.